Let's Do It

She truly holds all the knowledge of the universe

I-

Remus: can i call you oreo?

Sirius: because my second name is Orion?

Remus: no because i want to split your legs in two and lick what's in between

I just realised that Jake Peralta (from Brooklyn Nine Nine) canonically has a degradation kink. Like I thought about it a lot, but it only truly clicked just now.

Sirius: oh look at that, I've been impaled.

Remus: WHAT!?!

Sirius: nothing.

Also Sirius: shit Lily quick get the needle out of my foot.

Lily: *laughing her ass off*

Doing it for the last one

REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?

THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!

I found a bunch more!!

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Please go check out my books. Also I'm sorry for spamming I just have nothing else to do and like I'm gonna succumb to such mortal things such as sleep.

Here's a little snippet from the first one.

A glass smashed overhead as Walperga Black aimed a glass vase at the head of her oldest child. 

"HOW DARE YOU." She screamed "HOW DARE YOU THROW DIRT ON THE NOBLE HOUSE OF BLACK. YOU ARE NO SON OF MINE. GET OUT. OUT YOU FILTHY FAGGOT." 

Sirius could still hear his mother's screams as he walked out of the house. She took it better that expected. He smiled to himself as he messaged a boy called James Potter, he was an old friend they got to know each other while at boarding school together and soon became inseparable.

hey mate I just came out she took it better than I thought

I only got kicked out and had a vase thrown at my head but other than that I'm ok

I'm heading over to yours now

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN 'ONLY'?

SHE COULD HAVE KILLED YOU!

IF YOU DIDNT KNOW ME YOU WOULD BE HOMELESS!!

ok but James I do know you and she didn't kill me

Look at the bright side mate

And I have left that shit hole I had to call home

I'm moving in with you

Coz ya know I got disowned and I get to enjoy your mums cooking all the time

Speaking of which can you ask her to make some cookies for when I get there?

Shes already on it. Me and dad are on our way to pick you up so stay put you dumbass 

Ok I'll be at that coffee shop that you saw that cute girl that made you swoon over her eyes

Ight see you soon

And I do not swoon

K

What ever floats your boat

Fuck you

Siruis walked up the street to the cafe, it was only a two minute walk but people were looking at him funny, probably Because of the glass shards in his hair and that he had a big fuck off suitcase with all of his belongings. Plus the screaming still emitting from his former house about traitors and filth and what not.

And from my oneshots series,

Sirius black was laying on his bed in his dormitory at Hogwarts singing to muggle love songs at the top of his lungs, while James Potter and Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew were sitting in the common room trying to study but found themselves unable to when they heard Padfoot singing.

Although he had a sweet voice he really was quite annoying. Remus , who would usually become entranced by the angelic majesty that was his sweet Padfoot's voice, was getting increasingly alloyed as they were studying for a rather important exam. 

Eventually Remus got sick of Srius and marched up to the dormitory preparing a speech to yell at him. "ALRIGHT YOU RUDDY PIECE OF SH-" however his scentace was cut short as he burst through the door and found all the words knocked out of him as his eyes fell upon a heavenly sight.

Sirius Black was laying on his head propped up by pillows, he was wearing nothing but a white button up long sleeve shirt completely unbuttoned with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, showing of him muscular chest which Remus was confused about when he saw a couple of tattoos on it (he had only just turned 15 after all), on his bottom half he was wearing nothing but a pair of baggy boxers, that were clearly showing a dick bulge that had grown a fair amount since Moony had entered the room, his shoulder length, black, curly hair was loosely tied in a messy, loose bun on top of his head, over all he looked like a hot mess that Remus wanted to ravish but unfortunately couldn't.

Again; I am sorry for spamming I'm just bored. Please read my stories. Thankyou xx❤

This

Can’t stop thinking bout this

MY BROTHER IS LETTING ME READ IT. IM SO HAPPY. but he said if I hurt the book he will take away my bed frame so I gotta be careful.

So last night u was reading a Drarry fic and my dumbass brain read 'Malfoy' as 'May-foil'. Your welcome

Sirius: last night I was one with perfection

James: heh?

Remus: he's coming up with fancy ways of saying that we fucked.

Peter: *looses appetite*

James: *whispers* we were in the same room as you. Why would you do that.

Sirius: *shrugs* I was horny

Remus: too much info boo