Lavenderhayes12 - One Hellish Mess Of A Blob

Thanks for the tag <33

Here is my sword, as you can tell I've been going back to my roots and reading star maps, so here's my star sword

Little tags for fun: @hell2electricboogaloo @luffysprincess @bibi-brains @butch-selfshipper and anyone else who wants to!!

these are trying times, come make a blade with me ⚔️

i did dual blades because i am extremely indecisive ! 🤍

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Les bases de la politique en France, aka "c'est qui ces gens que je vois passer sur les tweets de mes potes?"

Op is absolutely right and to anyone who doesn't speak french/doesn't get the subtleties I once described the weird uncanny valley feeling french people get from Pierre as that feeling an American would get from a Midwesterner acting like he's from Florida. He's like if a dude from Northern Ireland really acted like a Londoner for some reason. Le mec est né à Rouen et se comporte comme un Montpelliérain. Bref.

Meanwhile Esteban just seems like a really sweet guy. Not that Pierre isn't nice of course! But to french people I guess Esteban is just more... Down to earth maybe? He's really a guy you could definitely run into at like a boulangerie getting last minute traditions for his mamie's birthday lunch or something. Meanwhile Pierre is the type of guy you only run into if you're on the same yacht as him (again this is all my opinion).

I have a somewhat interesting theory about some people disproportionately HATING Esteban but liking Pierre.

To me, being / not being Francophone heavily influences how people seem to perceive them.

I am French (ew exposing myself Ik) and I absolutely ADORE Esteban. He’s really sweet, authentic and hard working. Pierre on the other hand is like the epitome of a French fuck-boy to me, overly confident, showing off, and not genuinely caring for people that aren’t his friends. I actually think he’s a great driver but his personality gives me the biggest ick.

People who aren’t Francophone (especially Americans and Brits) seem to think completely differently. They see Esteban as undeserving because he’s had scraps often (NEWS FLASH: THEY ALL DO) and not being a strong driver despite he holds his own against his teammates for a long time . And Pierre is idolized like crazy despite fumbling a red bull seat and only having 2021 as an actual impressive performance. He’s seen as super cool, confident and having good looks and apparently that’s good enough.

It must be a cultural mistranslation/mismatch because to me it’s SOOO obvious Esteban is a great driver and a great person who obviously cares about the sport, not being a ‘celebrity’. While Pierre is too often glorified despite causing many accidents himself and also seems obsessed with his image. NGL him talking about Michael Jordan being bigger than his sport and him (Pierre) wanting to recreate that gave me a huge shift in how I see him.

Esteban is just a more humble guy in my opinion, and he’s getting an un proportional amount of hate for the actual situation.

Again, I don’t even hate Pierre that much, but the way people seem to punch down Esteban so much while praising Gasly makes zero sense to me.

Those are my quick thoughts! I’m willing to discuss other people’s opinions as along as we stay respectful to each other 🫶

JAIME WHY WOULD YOU EXPOSE US LIKE THAT 😭😭😭😭😭

Normalest conversation in loguetown harbor

La une de Libé aujourd'hui, pas degueu

(guys this is one of the important newspapers in france - leftie newspaper but still)

But who WHO can sit at France table and say I have a more entertaining political life than you ?

NO ONE !

- the right (Republican Party ) leader said he allied with the far right who came first at the European

- All his colleagues said he took this decision alone and had a vote to fire him

-HE TOLD EVERYONE TO LEAVE THE BUILDING AT NOON AND LOCKED HIMSELF UP !!

- All the other members of the Republican Party are at the door and they said : « he is a traitor to ally with the far right so we will enter the building and he is no longer our leader AND WE WILL remove him from the facility physically if need be and that the psyc yard and the far right can come get him themselves too😭

-They found the women who has a double of the key two hours later and opened n the doors

- All the leftist parties made an alliance and their voters are MAKING TIKTOK EDITS ON THEIR CANDIDATES TO SEDUCE THE OTHER VOTERS

THE OLYMPICS ARE GOING TO BE A MEEEEESSSS

NEW ADDITION : Rumour has it the president of the region (kinda like a county/state) SLAPPED THE GUY WHEN HE GOT OUT !! VALERIE MAY HAVE SLAPPED ERIC !!!

my tumblr on desktop is so broken i cant open dms and for some reason you are litterally the only person who shows up in my activity and idk why i just wanted to share that this was happening

what i hear is that your tumblr is working perfectly

Ghost detectives so fruity they got me to write a 4.5k words outline for a fic. No one is doing it like dbda I'm afraid

damn this sport so rich no-one knows what a union is. make a fucking union you IDIOTS. one of you, at least, has to know how.