GUYS GUYS HAPPY MID AUTUMN FESTIVAL中秋節快樂🥳🥳🥮

"mY dAD diDNt STrUT. AnD NOr dO i," stfu harry, ik you and ron and hermione be walking around the castle like you own the place. Don't act like your dad and the marauders didn't strut down the halls like they use money to wipe their asses

When I first bought Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone at the book fair, I did not, and i repeat, i DID NOT SIGN UP TO BE OBSESSED WITH DEAD GAY WIZARDS FROM THE 70S. I DID NOT SIGN UP TO BE OBSESSED WITH HARRY JAMES POTTER'S PARENTS AND THEIR FRIENDS AND THEIR ENEMIES.

kill me now, i just finished watching 11.22.63 and i feel like all life is horrible and my mind is occupied on one question bc what if our soulmate was from another time and there is no way you can get to them wtaf

So as i mentioned before, i was re-reading ATYD and istg the first chapter i already wanted to cry. I am now at chapter 21, my heart screams for Regulus.

Gustholomule walked so Maxley could become Usain Bolt.

smh my brother and i were rewatching community and we finally got to Geothermal Escapism and we're not even a few minutes in im already on the verge of a mental breakdown

Isn't it so goofy and silly that i relate to Romanticise This by James Marriott(Newly released single)

Page should get her own solo too

eah thingy but it's if they had their own musical numbers in an eah musical BECAUSE I SAID SO #24 (PART I?)

this is also because I'm a theater person and I'm having performance withdrawals, and I'm watching Rise of The Pink Ladies, and Glee again, the withdrawals are real

Raven's solo would be called "Not Evil" where it's just her walking into ever after high trying to tell people that she's not evil and she really doesn't want to be like her mother (think when she first walked into the school with Maddie and everyone ran away when they saw her)

There would be a number with all the princess' called "What Princess' Do" during princessology where they go over the core fundemetals of being a princess (but not real ones, like stuff about smiling and learning to balance crowns on your head and always looking pretty) and it would absolutely be choreographed like "we both reached for the gun" from Chicago where everyone is being puppeteered

Headmaster Grimm has this stoic number called "Legacy" where he explains the importance of signing the Storybook of Legends

The Wonderlandians would absolutely have their own number called "Out of Wonder" which explains the whole Wonderland curse with mini solos about how it effected their lives

There's also a "Tea-Time!" interlude between scenes with big set changes where it's Maddie and possibly other students setting up a small tea party

Apple gets a solo called "The Apple Doesn't Fall Far" where it's her talking to Raven or Briar or someone about how Apple strives to follow her mom's legacy (think how she acted before Thronecoming)

The hardcore villain kids get a number called "Wickedly Cool" and it's bsically them singing about how being wicked and evil is cool and not as bad as some people make it out to be

Apple and Daring get a duet called "Destined Together" about how perfect they are for each other and are, of course, destined to be together forever after

On that note, the "Destined Together (Reprise) features both Apple and Darling, and Daring and Rosabella having this heartfelt moment where they go back and forth realising that they were destined for someone else

Briar and Faybelle also get a duet called "Frenemies Forever" where Faybelle just goes on about how much she appreciates Briar as her frenemy, and Briar sings along saying she doesn't really get it but Faybelle just keeps going, REALLY dramatic, about all the great benefits of having a frenemy

According to google, prisoners of azkaban don't get their wands snapped bUT EXPELLED STUDENTS DO??????? THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE

Currently re-reading ATYD on AO3, can't wait to have another mental breakdown