IM LIKE RLLY LATE BUT I JUST WATCHED ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE AND HOLY SHIT I LOVE HOBIE BROWN SPIDERPUNK

Istg maxley is taking over the world, my spotify played pretty please and then immediately after, it played good luck babe. Bffr, it’s a sign

all fun and games until it's suddenly Halloween and the marauders edit come rolling in from left and right

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE AMAZING KARL JACOBS

I forgot to answer this yesterday so I’m doing it now

LAST SONG: Cause for Concern by Lovejoy(I’m always listening to music so this might be wrong)

FAV COLOUR: Any shade of green like sage, forest, etc!!!

CURENT WATCH: Doctor who bc of the plot(David tennant is the plot)

LAST MOVIE: Spider-Man: Across The Spiderverse (I LOVED IT SM AHHH)

SWEET/SPICY/SAVOURY?: I prefer savoury but I love sweet, maybe even sour

RELATIONSHIP: Crushing on classmate but single bc my love life is going nowhere

CURRENT OBSESSION: Spiderverse, GOOD OMENS AHAHDJDIDHBDJDI, and Doctor who<33

LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: Homework answers💀💀

no pressure tags: @basilleaff @silverentrophies Ik we already know each other but like I actually do not know who to tag @warrenthatpuppet 🫶🫶

People I Wanna Know Better

Thanks for the tag @ineffablemossy - I hope I'm doing this right. 😬😂❤️

LAST SONG? Sunlight - Hozier

FAVORITE COLOR? Red 100% RedRedRed (although I wear mostly black) (partly for the aesthetic and partly because I'm constantly spilling food on myself and black doesn't stain) (I'm cool though obvs) (oBvSSss)

CURRENTLY WATCHING? OFMD in anticipation of the new season Oct 5. And Good Omens like the plague.

LAST MOVIE? At home? I can't believe I'm admitting this: Twilight - New Moon. My partner and I are rewatching semi-ironically. And in the theatre: Spiderman Across The Spiderverse. Thrice.

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY? Def not sweet. Prob equal parts savoury and spicy. A slut for goat cheese and horseradish (not necessarily together).

RELATIONSHIP STATUS? Married and monogamous 22 years, but bi. Yes we exist!

CURRENT OBSESSIONS? Good Omens!!!!! Minor side notes: Something Wicked This Way Comes. Organic chemistry. LGBTQI+. The intersection between science and faith / apologetics.

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? "International Church of Christ Cult" - yeah I got caught up in it briefly 20 years ago, and somehow a family member was recently roped in, so I'm in Mama Bear Mode™ right now helping them find their way out.

No pressure tags: @ineffablecollision, @ineffablefood @rathgr1th, @ineffabledandelion @ashfae @embracing-the-ineffable @voluptatiscausa @unicornbeck (come on, we know it's beneath us, JUST DO IT ANYWAY)

Streamers got me on a choke hold. It is currently 9am on a sunday but i woke up on purpose bc jack manifold is streaming for 24 hours on TSMP. Send me to the asylum now.

this has become a daily ritual and i have fully accepted it.

IM HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN IN MY ROOM BECAUSE HOW TF CAN TIMOTHEE CHALAMET BE SO BEAUTIFUL AND ATYD AND OMG GRANT CHAPMAN AND IM LIGHTHEADED I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO COLLAPSE AND IM LITERALLY FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH CAFFINE RN OML DONT FUCKING LOOK AT ME

I had friends over today and while all three of us were talking, my adhd decided to stop focusing so my friend decided to pull videos of mf subway surfers. It worked.

Can I just say? Luna Lovegood and Neville Longbottom are every stereotype of Hufflepuffs when Cedric Diggory and Tonks are what being a hufflepuff actually is. Luna is overly nice at time and Neville is a plant lover and to a lot of people, that is all Hufflepuffs are. In reality, they are just like Tonks and Cedric. Cedric is the one that got chosen to participate in the Tournament, not Harry. Harry only got in because the cup was tricked. And Tonks is an amazing auror without being rude or strict. They have their own personalities even when they are being defined by their house traits. Even Cedric's friends are seen making fun of Harry with the "Potter Stinks" badges. Ravenclaws are often seen as smart and only smart. Neither Ravenclaw nor Hufflepuff are getting much representation solely because Gryffindor is the 'best house' and Slytherin is the 'evil house'. I'm so sick of the movie fans not seeing that these four houses are so much more than just their house traits and what people think they are. Just because a lot of dark wizards end up in Slytherin doesn't mean that all Slytherins are evil. there are so much misunderstood Slytherins and dark wizards that belong in another house. Gryffindors are seen as the main characters because of Harry's pov. I mean, just look at Narcissa. She is a Slytherin but she is also a mother that would do anything for her son. She even lied to a mind reading dark lord. Regulus Black and Draco Malfoy are living proof that Slytherins are misunderstood and they only become death eaters because their parents force them to. Hermione, despit being the smartest one, was put in Gryffindor, not Ravenclaw. While the hat did want to put her in Ravenclaw, it settled on Gryffindor because it made her go much farther. Being smart, being kind, being brave, and being ambitious does not confine you to one house.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk(this rant got off topic FAST)

In the movie of Chamber Of Secrets, Lucius is seen wearing a bow and I just feel like one day, if draco were to grow out his hair, he would use a bow as well

Page/Sketchbook is the art teacher that everyone loves. She brightens up the place with her students art and she is definitely the sunshine of the bunch. At times, she will lose her cool and shout or yell but it’s rare. 

Tony is the strict french teacher that doesn’t teach french. He comes from a rich family and students that pass him in the hall shudder in fear. He has a few favourites but he tells no one. Students will also make fun of his mustache behind his back. He is extremely strict on dress code and attendance. 

Shrignold is the super religious teacher and low key hippie. On some sort of substance almost everyday. Has the most drama with other teachers and he beefs with the students. Will brag about his day to the students even if it’s during a test. Could potentially be the school counselor and probably is. 

Colin is the fun I.T. teacher and every student comes to him for advice. They come out to him, vent, etc. He has so much awards and so much knowledge. Page is dating his sister. 

Meat man and Spinach can are the lunch ladies. They cook nasty food(if you could even call it that) and hate their job. They hate the students too. Spinach is younger so she bonds more with the students but spreads rumors and gossip intentially to cause chaos in friendships. 

Larry/Lamp is the actual hippie teacher. He is high and drunk but the principal doesn’t even care anymore. Students in his class fail because he is not teacher properly. The kids don’t even know what subject they are suppose to learn. He is very big on conspiracy theories and confuses his students all the damn time.

Roy is the principal. Red, Yellow, and Duck go to school here. 

Briefcase is that regular Joe you see everyday at your normal 9-5 work. He will show up at 9am sharp and wrap up his work at 5. He loves to give tours to newcomers. His brother, Brendon, is the intern that eventually got let go, reasons unknown.

Coffin is the passive aggressive mom that insults your children while backhandedly compliment them at the same time. He's also very good at small talk.

The twins are the weird cousins that will grow up to have even weirder children. They show up at the family gathering and will lock themselves in your room to do demon summonings or smth.

Warren is the one that everyone hates and they are not afraid to say it. He started working as an intern but got promoted to a smaller desk job. Got fired for harassment tho.

Mr Transport is the clueless grandpa that is about to retire. He is physically too ill to hear shit and clearly can't do his job. Also drinks mysterious black water everyday. He definitely had the most epic war stories from his time.

Electracey is the one that definetely brings everyone coffee. Super quirky and mentions her girlfriend every conversation. Keeps framed photos of her loved ones on her desk and the one that wakes everyone up in the morning.

Lesley is the boss.