I find there is an APPALLING lack of feral Ethan Winters content in this fandom. How dare you and to think I trusted you all
The man is a rabid animal and we should stan him accordingly no more of this boring-guy-can’t-run-or-keep-track-of-his-family crap. Big Momma Vampire Lady slices the man’s hand off yelling about how he’d never see his child again for what he did to her daughters and Ethan went and slaps that sucker back on the end of his arm and said ‘you wanna bet’ before DESTROYING HER ENTIRE BLOODLINE
Like I can just imagine him getting handcuffed by Heisenberg again only to get out once more:
Heisenberg: how did you get out of those I literally welded them to your wrists
Ethan, knowing full well he’s been saving a lockpick for this specific purpose: You see these scars on my hand?
Heisenberg: yeah
Ethan: I gnawed it off.
Heisenberg:wh—what
Ethan: I chewed my own hand off just so I could come kill you, coward
Anon asked: Obi-Wan appreciating Maul’s crimson tits (he wears v-necks to show them off of course)
Anon asked: Obi-Wan flirting with Maul which basically makes him blue screen
geraskier commissions for @MoonSera ! a belleteyn one and a modern au featuring cat!roach ❤️
Season 1 of every cartoon series is always like
"hee hoo, I am the teenager protagonist, I will use my newfound superpowers to defeat this evil old man who wants to smooch my mom, hope my dog doesn't eat my homework again!" And then the second season is always like "What if genocide is the only option to maintain peace in our universe? What will I do once I outgrow my comforting sense of eternity and I have to be confronted by the reality that everyone around me might die?"
i learned of “Box beds” – cabinets with beds in them and, sometimes, lockable doors – were used for privacy and safety in parts of rural medieval Europe before individual bedrooms were common. They became fashionable even in homes with bedrooms and remained in use in Scotland into the 1900s (x)
I don’t know about you but i know i’m seriously fucked when i see characters interacting and they hit jackpot of almost every, if not all, kinds of dynamics where:
“i have strong feelings toward you but i know once i am able to touch and hold you i won’t know what i should do with these hands when you’re away”
the sun and the moon
the moon and the sea
the sun and the well-loved, dying sunflower
“i’d do anything for you” | “then live for me / live with me”
“i’d kill/die for you. say the word and i’ll do it in a heartbeat” | “no”
“i don’t know where else to go to” | (visibly angry) “who did this to you?”
[in life or death situation] “are you okay? are you hurt?” | “i should be the one asking you that! you’re the one who took the fall for me / who’s bleeding to protect me!”
Basically the all-powerful and capable, and their absolute weakness (still in denial sometimes)
the “what you did is very wrong but everyone deserves a second chance” and the “you’re lucky i took an oath to them (specifically) to not end you / make your life a living nightmare”
“please hesitate” | “i won’t hesitate ever”
the “i am not asking for your permission, don’t come with me” self-sacrificing and reckless dumbass, and their “someone has to watch your back while you’re being stupid. someone more clever and probably in the brink of having a heart attack the moment you take step out there: me”
“everyone looks up to them” | “hard not to when they’re that tall/big tbh”
the brat and the brat-tamer who probably has stiff joints and is grumpy or calmer than the brat most the time
abandoned factory that's been turned into an apartment building
I can't describe how much I love abandoned buildings and I wanted this one to be very ghostly looking, but in the end I couldn't resist stylizing it a bit more 🏭
Guillermo del Toro comparing Pinocchio to Jesus
cal kestis is stupid enough, though.
AU where Obi Wan is forced to team up with these guys but nobody knows how to fly a ship and let alone how to fix it