(2012 minecraft parody voice) I am mining... there are no blocks of sand.... you are digging down with me.... hand in unbreakable hand... and I hope we mine.... I hope we both mine.......
TordEdd on a trainride to somewhere. ๐ Edd working on a flipnote โฆ
Diesel's put on weight since I started feeding him so I'm feeding him less. He's not happy about it.
what the fuck are you trying to sell me
Simon Petrikov is truly the fucking character of all time. Heโs autistic. Heโs a wifeguy. He collects antiques. He survived a nuclear war. Heโs a single father. He turned himself into the truman show. Heโs a USB drive that stores fanfiction for a god. Heโs a butch lesbian. Heโs suicidal. He spent 1000 years isolated in a cursed state of existence that robbed him of his agency his autonomy his sanity and when he was finally freed he learned that everyone preferred him when he was like that. Heโs nonbinary. He was keeping a primordial god of destruction as a pet and didnโt even realise. He smokes weed. Heโs tearing the space-time continuum asunder to see the love of his life one last time. He has a massive bubble butt. He made a little girl cry. Everyone he cares about is living their own lives and he doesnโt want to inconvenience them. Heโs transgender. He once cucked a separate god and then beat the shit out of him and threw him into space. He only drinks warm alcohol. Heโs into femdom. Peace and love on the planet girl
Mr. Matty, it is I. Freaky Simon. I'm going to touch you
NOT IF I TOUCH U FIRST.
Can we can trans tordedd,,,๐ซฃ
YES!!!!!!
pumkin my LOVE