lanceisrandom

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blonde punk edit for you guys :p

lovin this guys guilt complex

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

"please tell my family that their daugher is good" has got to be the most heartwreching thing i have ever heard a child say

something holy inside you wants to get out but you can’t let it

"This barbie hates cops"

Seen in Brooklyn, New York

I love you grandmother who helped me pin a trans flag to my battle vest, I love you leather daddies checking on us, I love you trans dykes driving the forklift loaded with water and ice, I love you queer kids in your renfair outfits, I love you faggot punks sizing up the cops, I love you drag queens laughing in the dressing room, I love you i love you I love you I love y

i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

I need nothing in this life like I need Carly Rae Jepsen to cover Everytime We Touch

LOVE IS THE WHOLE POINT. OF IT ALL

Happy Star Wars day! May the Force be with you!

Hyperfeminine characters 🥰🥰🥰

Hyperfeminine characters who aren't portrayed as stupid, vapid or vain 🥰🥰 Hyperfeminine characters who genuinely enjoy quote unquote feminine interests and aren't vilified or looked down upon because of them 🥰🥰 Hyperfeminine characters who are big on female friendships rather than thrown into jealousy and "cat fight" arcs 🥰 Hyperfeminine characters whose deep interest in fashion isn't considered superficial and silly, but interesting and respectable! 🥰 Hyperfeminine characters who aren't the butt of the joke and who are well-rounded characters with depth 🥰🥰

Since I made the post about how it was gonna end soon that happened to get widely shared I thought I’d give it a send off post as well.

meryl, milly, wolfwood, and vash are literally the most polyamorous characters to ever exist aside from like. the good place group and the mystery gang probably

a reunion

I had words to this but I didn’t write them down. But this is where Duke decides to stay in the Wayne house for good in the Sons of Anarchy AU.

hot girls find delight in the intrinsic erotic subtext of christianity

miscellaneous mario & luigi/peach & daisy roleswap stuff i did back in september!!! kinda scuffed but ah well. i should go back to this idea eventually

i love you ugliness i love you obscenity i love you monstrosity i love you decay i love you horror i love you grotesque i love you

“real? i don’t give a shit. i don’t come from a nice story. i believe in you, and i believe in me, and i think we’re just real enough.”

do you ever just look at someone’s interpretation of a character and want to gently put your hands on their shoulders, look them kindly in the eyes and say you got it all wrong

thank you dimension 20 crew for saving my life

happy holidays!!

"amab or afab" im alab experiment that went wrong

Bed is comfy cozy. Work is not.

i'm a boy in a slutty way and a girl in a scary way