"average Person Burns 3 Candles A Year" Factoid Actualy Just Statistical Error. Average Person Burns

i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

Lord Tywin was not a man to relinquish what was his. 

hiii spg fandom i am no longer in you but was for many years so i have some merch i am trying to gauge interest on, i am looking to (maybe) sell the following;

EDIT: all sold except a huge vertical poster with hatchworth, spine and rabbit, and the signed back patch

- the deck of playing cards released waaaay long ago, very hard to find, the deck is complete and like new, no missing cards

- one of the pizza boxes as used in the 10 year show, unsigned, they’re all made out to someone w a reference and this one is either rex marksley or people bots

- a signed pizza box from the 10 year show, signed by every member present at that show (this is a big MAYBE on parting with but open to offers)

- the horizontal HUGE poster with spine, rabbit, n hatchworth

- the vertical huge poster w spine, vintage rabbit, and hatch, i bought this very used but it’s a hard to find print!

- a guitar string from i’m pretty sure spine’s guitar string

- handful of prints, some signed and some not, varying rarities but So Many so just ask to see them

- a handful of buttons collected over the years

- a hand painted by me fabric patch (currently sewn as a back patch onto a jacket) of the logo that is signed by the members present in 2018

- unsigned 10 year show VIP badge pass that is no longer being sold

reply to this if interested or message me here or on Instagram (halosglow) if interested!!! (im in america if that helps to know shipping wise)

1990 Erik + text posts

He's so baby

A compilation of Charles dance’s Erik being the wittiest of all Phantoms

GAME OF THRONES ── season 3, episode 8.

collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

1990 Erik + text posts

He's so baby

He's banging out the tunes ♪♪

I appreciate the love you gave Erik with a corset; I'll soon be drawing him with his lil' tummy peeking out, your honour.

We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.