Quick Translation Of Quackity's Stream Missing The First Bit

STATEMENT OF BARON T. MILDENHALL, REGARDING A SUPPOSED HAUNTING BY A MONSTRUOUS CREATURE. ORIGINAL STATEMENT GIVEN OCTOBER 4TH, 2024. AUDIO RECORDING BY JONATHAN SIMS, HEAD ARCHIVIST OF THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE, LONDON.

STATEMENT BEGINS.

Binge watching madness combat, tadc and a bunch of vods sparked a bit of the creativity in me. Here's a doodle page!

ahh, pomni and cyn. ankle breakers. ouch :(

sibling behaviour frfr

they're so silly 😭

mini rant

i'm only on episode 24 of TMA,, why does everyone come and interrupt Jon out of nowhere??? like JESUS i get more scared when i hear a different voice speaking than hearing the horrors™

no hate to Sasha tho, she sounds lovely

this was the real purpose all along

Acau telling Jungryeok not to teach everyone curse words in Korean vs. Jungryeok screaming swears at the top of his lungs vs. Quackity offering to teach Jungryeok and Acau curse words in Spanish vs. Roier getting Acau and Jungryeok to yell 'Pendejo' as loud as possible at midnight in Korea. This is what the QSMP was made for.

the best summary i've seen

Let's go over Infinity Nikki.

Literal God is dead. His descendants consist of little blue fairies and sentient clothing. And they're super racist towards each other.

The sentient clothing are even racist towards their own kind and deny their lower class proper healthcare.

The sentient clothing also have the super important lost relic of God hidden away in a choo-choo train.

The little blue fairy leader is consuming evil energy to become a new God and the little blue fairy police are in on it. With the help of a hot man who makes origami cranes, they're distributing items that are making people fall into comas.

And the only way to wake up the people from their comas is to craft and wear the super special pretty magic outfit.

tadc spoilers

guess who just got added to my "hear me out" list

sure Infinity Nikki is a c*zy game, nevermind the fact that i'm losing my mind over that damn Scam-o-matic gacha machine that eats away my blings

oh and the imminent war in other regions

Infinity Nikki stands apart from other c*zy games cause yes you are grooming cute animals and making pretty princess dresses, but also creativity is the magic that holds the world together, a chained Goddess puts a heart into your chest that lets you magically create miracle outfits, but it also drives the world to ruin if you don't suppress its power through creating original outfits.

God died. His successors blame eachother for it. Borders are closed because of constant military conflict. People are falling into comas left and right and the person most equipped to investigate this is a pink girliepop and her brother who is a small cat.

for anyone that doesn't speak spanish and needs to know what was said by Quackity :)

Quackity is giving some updates about QSMP structural changes:

- He has been on many calls and reading comments, but is still not done.

- People who were in charge some of the financial and administrative wrong doings were fired.

- The QSMP wouldn't last much longer if I had kept going the way I was doing.

- He is basically restarting the administration almost from zero

- There won't be more individual update accounts for each creator or each language at least for a while

- There won't be any eggs or npcs temporarily

-Creators will be in charge of their own lore and the team is not going to intervene on that anymore

- The competitive level is going to slow down

- The server will be in basic terms

- The server might be re opened but that doesn't mean everything is fixed

*feel free to add the things i forgot*

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went to the store with my mom and istg we were getting our things scanned by Jonathan Sims himself

it was a weird experience seing the man from all the fanarts i've seen here