He Would NOT Do Dat.

May I offer you the ghost of a copepod during these trying times?

I um... umm..

No.... dis. dis Ain't possible.... I missed Fresh's TOTALLY REAL birfday.....

Or am I just fashioably late? B]

BOOM SHAKALAKA!!!!

HAPPY TOTALLY REAL F'REAL L8 BIRFDAY FRESH MAN!!!

Text sayz: "FRESH IS IN DA HOUSE"

"NOW THE PARTY CAN OFFICIALLY START"

I think I know how ta describe how I'm feelin now!

So it's like half of me is in my mind while da other half is in reality, and I don't mean one foot in and one foot out, what I mean is I'm sittin down on da edge of a ledge/my brain, legs danglin out inta reality while da top half is in my head, but while I'm sittin I'm lookin inta reality through a slightly dirty window, not enough where it bothers ya, but enough where if ya're bored ya can start rubbin a cloth or paper towel at it while also occasionally poppin back inta my brain for a snack or drink or ta stretch, den coming back ta da ledge, but never pokin my head out. I ain't really disassociatin, but just ain't lookin outside at da moment, but it also feels as if it is and isn't real, y'know? Like a movie based on a true story. I'm not sad, angry, or empty cause of it, I'm simply observin while also feelin what's goin on out dere

(So ya know where it left off for da asks)

Pg2

(P.S, again, imma put da script in da comments.)

@ferngle

ALSO ANK YOU DAWG, I'VE MISSED YA, UR TOTES RAD AND I'LL MOST LIKELY GET BACK ON SOON AGAIN 8b CYA L8R 8]

OKAY BUMBLR DELETED UR ASK WHEN I TRIED 2 SAVE IT AS A DRAFT SORRY

@ferngle

ANYWAY, I'M SUPAH DUPAH EXTRA L8 BUT HERE!1!1!1 SORRY BEEN BUSY WI DA MOVE AND JUNK BUT I'M DONE NOW!1!11! Also I interpreted ur head as floatin above ur shoulders, I dunno why, ANYWAY HERE!1!1!1

I realize this is completely unprompted but I’m bored and so I figured a good use of time was to ask some questions about glowtale Frisk. (Might be more later long as you don’t mind)

What is Frisk’s favorite pun? Why? Also where and how did they learn it?

If it wasn't clear asks are open bruh, or I just have smol brain

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO