The Bulge Is To Distract You In Combat Dipshit

finally it’s over….they say if your faves have no merch make it yourself… clay geotah in the world

ugly cookie Georgia

agent mississippi during (short hair) & after (long hair) pfl ^__^ yayyyy!!!!! i’ve been having such fun working on him :33

some basic info i’ve decided on;

hes ranked 22 for a majority of his time in the project, he is actually from mississippi (and has a southern accent!!!!), he specialises in close combat (with small guns&knives) …. OH!! and his name is harlow lavenham— he changed it after leaving the project but that’s what he’s called!!!

i’ll make a proper ref and intro post for him soon hopefully!!! 🐹🐹🐹🐹

(+ bonus doodles under the cut!!!)

WYOMIS 4LIFE!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH GUYS WITH ACCENTS DOING YAOIIIII!!!!!!!!

Concept for a funny Tuckington AU I came up with the other day:

Essentially- the first time you make contact with your soulmate directly with your skin on theirs, it leaves a permanent mark for the rest of your life.

And so basically the concept of the fic was that since they're wearing armor literally almost all of the time, Wash and Tucker in the fic have known each other for quite a while since they originally met and took down project freelancer, but had never physically made contact skin/skin.

But then one day they're just arguing like normal, and get in a particularly bad argument (Idk what it’s about), and they happen to just be inside of blue base and not wearing their armor, and Tucker just like, fuckin’- SLAPS Wash in the face AS HARD AS HE CAN.

And Wash is immediately pissed and is going to punch Tucker in retaliation but then sees that Tucker is just completely frozen in just pure shock and mortification like the complete dumbass he is, and Wash is still pissed and is like “WHAT?! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?!”

And Tucker just kinda closes his eyes and is like

“Oh you've got to be fucking kidding…

.... You're going to fucking kill me.”

And Wash is still pissed off from the fight they'd been in, but now he's also incredibly confused, so it takes him a second to understand, but then it just slowly sinks in to his mind why Tucker is acting weird and he's just like “....... No...” And just like kinda touches his face and is like

“there's...

... I mean...... there's no way that......

…tell me I don't have a…”

And Tucker just kinda awkwardly has to inform him that yep, he now has a permanent marking in the shape of a hand print right on the side of his face (and Tucker has one on his palm). Chaos ensues.

I have more ideas about this too including some for Grimmons and Yorkalina, plus Tucker and Wash trying to hide their very obvious marks like the awkward morons they are lol

(sorry if this has been done before, I’ve never seen it hahaha)

All of the tags on this post are SO fucking funny but this one is my favorite 😭

take a shot every time church threatens to kill himself over the course of the show

Agent David Washington is mine to torment. Pathetic depressed middle aged meow meow will in fact be subjected to the Horrors.

best part of tumblr is that everyone gets to claim ownership over one man of their own

GAHHH I LOVE THEM…. Nevamont owns my soul actually

Never thought I would post RVB OCs but for anyone wondering, this is the scruffy boyfriend in question

I can't hold back I just NEED to share Nevada and his unkempt scruffy bf Vermont

They are just so 💣💥💥

Moi and hello, internet

It occurs to me that I never did an introduction post, so here it is:

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My name is KronosVeritas. You may call me Kronos, Crypt, Truth, or just my username, anything is fine.

I use he/him pronouns.

…I may never beat the Agent Washington allegations.

I have a current hyperfixation on Red vs Blue, and Tuckington owns my very soul (let Wash be the pillow princess he has always deserved to be RAHHH).

I will probably post mostly rvb art and things but other fandoms I will interact with include House MD, MST3k, mcyt, Death Note, Ace Attorney, and many others.

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If you comment/reblog/like I will love you forever, and please feel free to request art, ask questions about my headcanons/anything else, or even just chat.

My art is under #kvfanart

Very nice to meet you.

Hello, it’s me; Wash fan. Nice to be here.

i love looking at active rvblr citizens. theres grif fan. wash fan. sarge fan. caboose fan. wash fan. church fan. tex fan. rp account. donut fan. simmons fan. tucker fan. tucker fan. tucker fan. tucker fan. tucker fan. tucker fan

I think I saw you but I know I'm not supposed

Boyfriends

Not a very serious post just some silly little sprite designs (without armor) for an 8bit RVB video game I started making and will probably never finish

Blerghhhhhshhgshsj I know I finished the design I did of Church’s sprite too but I cannot for the life of me seem to find it rn