Kris's Gender Is Apple

Top 5 Queen quotes?

(with an evil expression) No / You Must Stay / (with a neutral, dubiously nonevil smile) Until You Hear All My Mixtape

(note here that while trying to voice her i couldn't stop laughing, and also that i was making her voice warbly to match her voice blips, and also that her music was playing in the background which was a wonderful combination) Kris / Kris Cross Applesauce / Now That We Are Trucies I Feel Like We Are On The Same / Mathematical Wavelength / (gleefully yet withour malice whaps her arm across Kris' face) You Get Me Kris / You Do Not Do Things Like Have Opinions / Or Scream When I Capture You / Or Tell Me Horrible Plans For Smartboy Theme Park / (balls hand into fist, expression conflicted, tragic, unable to understand) I Just Cannot Compute It / Why Everyone Is So... Ungrateful / (smashes glass into ground; it explodes) Whoops That Was My Extra Dangerous Glass / Kris / I Just Want To Make Everyone Smile / (i am laughing hysterically at this point) And If I Become An Evil Villain To Accomplish That / Is That Bad? / It's Okay / You Do Not Need To Answer / You Would Be Wrong

Good Thing I Calibrated Those Cages

Understood. Mind-Changing Protocol Necessitated (a Swatchling drops from the sky and delivers an arcade game)

Please Tantalize Yourself With Your Surroundings / And Wait Patiently While I Take Over The World

guess the reference

I just know Camilla is going to be so kind. She takes a look at those four kids Luz brought with her and she's gonna give them warm meals and let them take showers and get them clean clothes. She's gonna find out Amity is dating Luz and she's gonna be super supportive. She's gonna show Gus all kinds of stuff about humans to cheer him up. She's gonna ask Willow to show her her plant magic and tell Hunter to sleep a whole day or else. She's gonna ask them about all the adventures Luz has lived with them and she's gonna be super proud of her kid. She's gonna help them go back to their homes. And of course she's gonna show them all embarrassing pictures of Luz as a baby because that's just how moms are.

and my foundations are decaying in this chili's tonight

No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

reblog to give a trans girl a sword

Me, listening to Deltarune chapter 2 fanmade songs and remixes: Wow!! This song is so good!! Song/Remix: *Has "Lost Girl" leitmotif in it* Me: W-Wow, this...*Sniffs* This song is *Sobs* So- so good-

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

Scientists who experiment on "Blue Shit" Viktor 🤝 Professor Hidgens

If you wanted to sing-along but don't know Persian (I don't promise this to be perfect): "Gol-e khazaan nadideh Bahaar-e no rasideh Konoon ke mi ravi zin golzaar Khodaa to raa negahdaar Bovad tanin-e aavaa-ye to Konoon be goosham ey yaar Payaam-e man to beshno Khoda to raa negahdaar Do chashm-e man be rah baashad Dar arezoo-ye didaar Mosafer-e azizam To ham be yaad-e man baash Jodaii o faraamooshi Nabinam az to ey kaash Nabaashadam be joz mehrat Havaa-ye digari dar sar Boro Khodaa be hamraahat To ey ze jan geramii tar"

Putting this song here 'cause I just. I just want you guys to listen to it because it's so good. And it just. It just haunts me very much. This song absolutely haunts me. Might translate it and put that translation here later. Yes this is the song I mentioned in the tags of this reblog.