koozys

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You’re immortal and have passed the ‘hero’ phase centuries ago. You enter a small corner shop one day to find it is owned by your millennia-old arch-nemesis. You really, really need milk though.

tbh with genshin impact i can either go into extreme detail about my party setup and builds and absolute technical bullshit or i can cry over some stupid ship between characters that have like 2 vaguely homosexual sounding voicelines abt eachother and that is all

honorable mention: the two characters in question r featured together in one (1) scene of one (1) official promo video

You touch his kids, his meteor touches you

Xiao: death before dishonour

What if when zhongli got cold, he would turn back into his dragon form and go into hibernation?

Bonus half dragon zhongli because hims still cold:

Chongyun’s hangout event made me feel like I was…intruding on something.

jean: diluc, are you opposed to joining the traditional ritual we have to do for ludi harpastum?

diluc: does the church not have enough people?

jean: most of the sisters are busy. we're still missing one person, and sister rosaria volunteered because she said it "sounds like a cult".

diluc: so... just take her. why do you need me?

jean: diluc, please. we need someone who can actually pronounce barbatos' name.

rosaria, in the distance: BARSIBATOS MY LORD

albedo and his little sister klee, terror of fish and destroyer of worlds

venti: how is the prettiest person in the world feeling today? *smirk*

xiao: i don’t know, how are you?

venti:

venti: aJDKDJDGSJSKLFHDKLS

xiao: ...

venti: sorry i dropped my mouth.

on a moonlit night…