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Boruto: I’m the prettiest sibling (*ˇωˇ*)

Sarada and Kawaki: *Laughing hysterically*

Boruto: What the hell are you guys laughing at?!?!

Sarada: You think your the prettiest??? Bwahahaha

Kawaki: Yeah your pretty-pff-pretty UGLY!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Sarada and Kawki: *Dying of laughter*

Boruto: I f#*king hate you guys (눈‸눈)

Boruto and Kawaki fighting ‘bout who’s Naruto’s favorite is:

Boruto: Well at least I wasn’t ADOPTED!!!

Kawaki: YEAH?!, THAT JUST PROVES HE WANTED ME!!! AND PLANED ON MAKING ME HIS KID!!!

Boruto: (frustratingly struggling to make a comeback)

Sasuke out of nowhere: Dang, well I guess he’s the favorite

Naruto: I DON’T HAVE A FAVORITE, I LOVE BOTH MY SONS EQUALLY!!!

Boruto and Kawaki: What about Sarada?

Naruto: I LOVE HER TOO!!!

Sasuke: who?

After Sasuke’s 10th time of asking Naruto out

Sasuke: 凸(｀△´＃)

Konohamaru out of nowhere: Don’t worry he likes your fancy hair and butt, I should know cause I read his diary

Sasuke: He thinks it’s fancy???≧◉◡◉≦

Naruto coming out of the room: Good morning lover, after last night I’m a little weak on the knees (๑•́‧̫•̀๑)

Sasuke:

Naruto: ????

Sakura:*bangs the fridge loudly*

Sakura: How about this, you walk into a room, take a quick scan!

Naruto:

Sasuke(frustrated): YOU SUCK!!!

Naruto(confused): WHY IS IT NOW YOU START COMPLAINING?!?!?

Sasuke:

Sakura:

Kakashi: WHAT?!?!?!?

Pff-(ᗒᗜᗕ)՛̵̖

Obito: Are you ready to go to —

Obito: Wait. Deidara.

Deidara: Y-yes?

Obito: You’re doing it again.

Deidara: Obito, come on, hm. Isn’t it enough that I married you? Isn’t it enough that I wear your ring on my finger?

Obito: It’s just an important thing to me, dear. In the past, the wives of —

Deidara: I’m not your wife, I’m a damn man, hm!

Obito: I know. But my point is the — the spouse of an Uchiha would tie up their hair when going out in public, in order to show the Uchiha crest on their robe. It was a way to show that they were married. If you keep your hair down like that, how is anyone going to know that you’re taken?

Deidara: *sighing and pulling his hair into a bun* Fine, fine. But I think you should do something for ME, then, to show that you’re taken, too.

Obito: *kisses Deidara’s fingertips* Whatever you ask of me, my sweet.

*later at a small family get together; Obito talking to Itachi and Sasuke and Deidara across the room talking with Kisame and Naruto*

Itachi: So how’s it been going with Deidara?

Obito: Good. He’s wonderful and I’m so happy to have him. We had a little bit of a fight, though, about him showing the Uchiha crest on his back.

Itachi: Really? Kisame couldn’t wait to display his. He asked me about it every day until I sewed it on the back of all his clothes.

Sasuke: Naruto was kind of stubborn about it too, but we compromised: he wears the Uchiha crest on his back, and I wear the Uzumaki symbol on mine.

Itachi, to Obito: How did you get Deidara to wear it?

Obito: I … I compromised too, and agreed to wear his symbol on my back.

Sasuke: His symbol? What do you —

Obito: *turns around, revealing two paint hand-prints, one on each butt cheek, with the words “Property of Deidara” written in the center of his waist*

Sasuke:

Itachi:

Obito: Actually I kinda like it …