Nightwing: Hood, Did You Just Murder That Criminal?

Nightwing: Hood, did you just murder that criminal?

Red Hood: It wasn’t murder, it was a 97th trimester abortion.

Nightwing: …That just sounds like murder.

Red Hood: Hmph. I thought you were pro-choice.

Nightwing: Oh, no. Are you pro-life?

Red Hood: Of course not.

Nightwing: Thank god.

Red Hood: I’m not pro anything.

Nightwing: What?

Red Hood: I’m anti-life and anti-choice!

Nightwing: Oh, jesus, why do I hang out with you?

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1 year ago

SAY THEIR NAME!! They deserved to live, and so do all transgender and non-binary individuals. They deserve to love and grow in their identities and to fully be themselves without restrictions. Please listen to trans kids when they tell you who they are, and do some research and just support and love your kids. This world isn’t a safe place sometimes.

Rest in Paradise, Nex. 💜

SAY THEIR NAME!! They Deserved To Live, And So Do All Transgender And Non-binary Individuals. They Deserve
SAY THEIR NAME!! They Deserved To Live, And So Do All Transgender And Non-binary Individuals. They Deserve
1 year ago

It’s always nice to imagine the whumpee’s first shower after being freed. Warm water pouring down their scars, maybe after only having freezing water thrown on them. Scented body wash that pushes the memories of their cell far away. Maybe even the caretaker sitting just beside the tub, helping wash through knots and mats in their hair.

1 year ago

"My favourite superhero is Green Lantern!"

"My favourite is the Flash!"

"Mine is Robin!"

"My Favourite Superhero Is Green Lantern!"
3 months ago

Tim: So Duke, you officially been at the manor a year, how are you liking it?

Duke: I’m finally settling in. I’m no longer worried Bruce is going to send me away.

Jason: I get that. I thought I was just some charity case. I was terrified that I would mess up and end up back on the streets. I stole a bunch of expensive looking things and kept them in a go bag. I was prepared.

Damien: I too feared being sent away. My grandfather would have been disappointed. I was prepared to fight to the death to prove my place in the family.

Dick: I was sleeping with a knife in my sock in case he sent me back juvie.

Cass: (signing) I feared disappointing him. I felt like I needed to earn my place here.

Steph: He couldn’t get rid of me if he tried. I am like glitter.

Tim: Same. I think he tried to kick me out like 6 times. I just laughed and walked past him.

Duke: Are we just going to ignore Dick’s knife comment?

6 months ago
Culparía A La Pérdida De Sangre, Pero Contestaría Lo Mismo En Cualquier Otra Situación.
Culparía A La Pérdida De Sangre, Pero Contestaría Lo Mismo En Cualquier Otra Situación.
Culparía A La Pérdida De Sangre, Pero Contestaría Lo Mismo En Cualquier Otra Situación.

Culparía a la pérdida de sangre, pero contestaría lo mismo en cualquier otra situación.

9 months ago

The sarcasm here is fucking hilarious 💀 whenever I inevitably end up using mobility aids, imma just tell them my doctor told me to, bcs she did. Even if your doctor denies you a mobility aid, people get uncomfortable if you just say a doctor made you, so you could always just make stuff up.

You shouldn't get a wheelchair, walker, cane, shower chair, or any kind of assistive technology mobility aid because then you might become dependent on them. Just like how you also shouldn't get glasses if you have bad eyesight because then you might become dependent on those.

For instance, if you end up stuck using corrective eyewear, you could actually lose your ability to tell what things are even when they are extremely blurry! You need to get used to having migraines from seeing unclearly because if you wear glasses all the time, you are basically giving up!! You don't need to see things coming at you from far away! You just need to get good at dodging, and if you can't, then you have no one to blame but yourself!!

For example, I read a really heart-worming article recently about a girl who was stuck using glasses - just absolutely, tragically trapped in her eyewear from dawn to dusk, even though she was good and never ever complained; and I heard she trained herself to discern the blurry faces of her loved ones with 60% accuracy! - she was even able to walk down the aisle at her wedding WITHOUT forcing the discomfort of seeing a woman in glasses on all her guests!!

Sure, she had to give her vows with a splitting headache, and she couldn't see her husband's expression when he said "I do," but overall, SO inspi-ration-al!!! So up-lifting!!

(She didn't even have to use a seeing eye cane, which would have been the worst-case scenario, obviously, because she worked hard to make sure she looked LESS disabled, not MORE disabled!!! Everyone knows blind people exist solely to be a cautionary tale to sighted people!!)

Also, did you know some people get glasses when they only need them a little bit?? How selfish of them! Sure, there's not a shortage, and an increase in demand would result in overall increased accessibility to glasses--but emotionally it's like taking glasses away from someone who needs them more! After all, if everyone who needed glasses got them, then...... um...... more people would have glasses! Which is probably bad!!!!

I also had a friend who was trapped in glasses who saved up all her money for laser eye surgery, and I don't know why everyone doesn't just do that! Sure, some doctors say some people don't "qualify" and it "won't help" those people, but that's why you can't give up!! You don't want to be one of those people!

After all, what's the worse thing that could happen with an unnecessary laser surgery to the face that comes with crippling debt??? It's worth the risk to gain your FREEDOM back, and I'm so proud of my friend!!

Tragically, she did die later that year while driving Uber and squinting at street signs, but at least now I know my friend is finally free from the shackles of her terrible eyesight. #ripAshley #rippedAshley #justripit 😌😌😌❤😇😇😇

And that's why you shouldn't get used to using a mobility aid!! Because, like glasses, they are inherently embarrassing to be seen with; and - like glasses - it is more noble to silently suffer than to depend on unnatural technologies that force you to rely on them!!! (Besides, everyone else will be SO much more comfortable if you look normal!)

I hope you learned something today. 💖


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1 month ago
A comic panel of Nightwing and Arsenal lying on the floor. Nightwing is peacefully unconscious, lying on his side with his arms and legs gracefully arranged. Arsenal is lying on his stomach with a table on top of his back. He is groaning.

Dick lays like a beautiful princess and Roy lays like a cartoon character who just had an anvil fall on him

5 months ago

Bro who was this, I couldn't even tell 💀

Polyphemus at home

Polyphemus At Home

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1 month ago

in the end all you have is yourself, your comfort fictional characters and archive of our own

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