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ITS BEEN ALMOST A YEAR. AND I STILL HAVENT FINISHED IT LMAO

hello lovely people🫶🏼 i am now sharing a snippet of a fic i am currently writing, so that i feel pressured to continue writing and will actually finish it 🫣 (below the cut!)

“I, uh, I am planning on proposing to Emily an-“

“Oh, finally,” Jack interrupts, a tinge of exasperation in his voice, “It’s literally been years, dad! Uncle Dave and I were wondering how long it’d still take you..” He mumbles the final part.

Actually, it is the entirety of the team that wonders when Aaron will finally pop the question, their love and affection for the other so clear, it seems like a crime she hasn’t got a ring yet. 

Painfully Obvious

The partner piece to Imperceptible Movements, where Emily and Aaron are just too painfully obvious.

And the one time that they weren’t.

Read on AO3.

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Derek

There were some benefits to profiling that Derek has used to his advantage over the course of his career. His experience in criminal psychology translated to simpler psychoanalysis - assessing whether or not his sisters were in a foul mood based on how many times they sighed in one family dinner, choosing his line at the coffee shop based on how disgruntled the cashier was acting that morning, picking his moments to swing by Penelope’s desk with their favorite Thai food when a case hits her closer to home than she would ever admit.

However, there were times where he wished he could stop his initial reflex of dissecting a person’s behavior, instinctually aware of the motivations behind their actions - especially when said person is his partner.

Even more when his said partner is dating their boss.  

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the way they always just missed each other

maybe if one time they hadn't, they'd have seen it

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delusional post for s18:

to give the cm writers a chance to finally right their wrongs, emily dates a 6’2 prosecutor with huge hands and has a son from a previous marriage and is partial to designer ties and recently acquired reading glasses 👀

maybe he sometimes texts her in the morning or at night when he knows she’s working a case or smth and can’t take a phone call idk

pick up what i’m putting down, writers. pick. it. up. ✍️

Garcia: TODAY IS SPEAK NOW TAYLOR’S VERSION DAY!!

Reid: OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT!

Emily: I’m more of a reputation girl.

Morgan: Same.

Rossi: I personally prefer Fearless.

Hotch, singing quietly: Loverrrr.

The rest of the team:

Hotch: Okay, let’s continue debriefing.

thomas: “hello my dear🥰”

the way I would die on the spot if he said that to me

unsub: oh man you’re gonna need therapy for all the trauma you’ll have once i’m through with you, asshole

hotch: joke’s on you man, i already have enough trauma to last me three lifetimes

rossi: no, hotch, we’ve discussed this