BRO IT VANISHED SO IMMA TYPE IT IN HERE

WE NEED BONELESS WINGS !!!

Literally the Thalia comment but gay

Lityerses : ehyo do you think it's gay to think Apollo is hot af?

Leo: bruh, he isn't in his godly form, wdym?

Lityerses: still, husband material.

Leo:

Lityerses : from an objective perspective of course. Nothing personal

Leo:

Flex is that on a shooter Roblox game I was the #1 person with the highest kills in a game for 10 games in a row

I come out of my cave, crawling on all fours while my phone with pay gorn (ao3 fanfics) in my search history as I foam at the mouth….

Do you have Minecraft?

I’m a Roblox girly 😝😝😝

(No but I used to play mincraft in 2020, I was apart of my schools minecraft club, read all the books, watched all the shows, learned coding, mastered red stone, and played tournaments. But like my dsmp phase, that had to be left in 2022)

Real bro. Like let me use AI to cheat so I can pass math not take a piece of art or writing and turn it into CACA WATER 😭

“Always have a writer friend it’ll be fun!!”

NO. TWEAKING RN BC I HAVE MORE THAN 12K WORDS, 25 PAGES, AND 66,714 CHARACTERS AND IM WORKING OVERTIME FOR ONE PERSON. ONE PERSON.

IM WRITING THIS LIKE THIS WILL KILL ME ALL FOR ONE PERSON WHO CAN ACTUALLY READ IT. Wanna know what’s worse…? ITS NOT EVEN ON CHAPTER FIVE YET.

I love my pookies tho I’ll always do this for them 🥰💛

“Just use ai” the man with Cheeto dust on his face and fingers say, running his meaty fingers through his greasy 4 strands of hair before putting on his fedora and typing to his discord kittens

I then smacked him with a galvanised square steel bar in his hideous face, I then started to scream and yell at him as I bash his head with my hello kitty Nintendo switch

“Ai is stupid, and it’s cheating” I saw as I look him with my darkened eyes, my pupils fixated on his hatsune miku gaming chair

“Ai is real art!” He said protestingly, he almost sounded like a nerd emoji

I then proceeded to feed him to the meat worm 😋

(Sending you good vibes to help finish 👹)

I’m a both girlie 😔…

I come out of my cave, crawling on all fours while my phone with pay gorn (ao3 fanfics) in my search history as I foam at the mouth….

Do you have Minecraft?

I’m a Roblox girly 😝😝😝

(No but I used to play mincraft in 2020, I was apart of my schools minecraft club, read all the books, watched all the shows, learned coding, mastered red stone, and played tournaments. But like my dsmp phase, that had to be left in 2022)

Drew pulling up to “help” her siblings during a quest:

Do you ever think that Ares just stresses whenever his siblings gets punished? Like Athena got jumped by Zeus and Apollo got turned mortal and their the FAVORITE KIDS. He is sweating BULLETS wondering what his punishment would be as the HATED KID

In your Steven AU universe, for some reason, I believe that before Apollo's "death", Will and Austin lived with him and not with their mortal mothers. [I imagine that Apollo did something very meaningful and useful for Zeus and he allowed him to really raise his several future children].

It was a very cozy and peaceful place, some small town by the sea or a quiet, prosperous area, - cozy apartment or a beautiful little house. [Will and Austin were created from clay and revive by Apollo, so Naomi and Latricia were unaware of their motherhood].

Imagine what a happy little family they were - two wonderful sons and their wonderful loving father. Then Apollo fell in love with Darren and Kayla was conceived...

Will and Austin hug desperately, clinging tightly to each other under the door of the room where their younger sister is born. Then they listen to how the newborn Kayla screamed, and grandma and aunt started crying...

This is such an amazing perspective of it! It’s so sad tho too which is basically the whole AU lol

In this AU the ancient law of the gods not being able to see their kids wasn’t forced until the birth of thalia, Percy, Jason, Nico and Bianca (I can’t remember who was first, I think Thalia but I’m not sure) meaning the gods COULD spend time with their children

Now they can’t bring their kids up on Olympus out of fear chaos would happen but Apollo was good father. He would bless all the parents he had kids with in some way (like with Naomi he promoted her music career) so that they could live on their own comfortably

In the wiki it says that Austin in 14 while Kayla is 15 or younger meaning we probably don’t know their actual ages. I’m going to make Kayla 13 to make it make more sense.

With this though Will was only 2 when Austin was born and 3 when Kayla was. He and Austin don’t really remember Apollo much, but they do remember his long sunshine golden hair and his singing voice. They never blamed Kayla for what has happened, but they didn’t blame anyone because no one told them what actually happened to Apollo.

Meaning after Kayla’s birth the parents were forced to be by themselves and to support themselves without knowing what actually happened to Apollo. Zeus and the others know but not the parents or the kids.

Father, thee arrows of Dodona club musteth merge, may we father?

—Shakespeare cat

Hello father, I have come to meet thee

The cat of fire says in a Shakespeare accent

oh gods not another arrow of dodona

hello, son! uhm... what's up 😎

I make almost every made character I am overly attached too trans bc why not bc if I’m trans SO ARE THEY 👹

Ex: leo and nico, bc why not

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…