A Few Reminders Because I’m Tired And Angry

Kilgharrah is so valid. If an ant came and murdered all humans until I was the only one left, I wouldn’t be normal about it either.

I declare this man as the love of my life.

I just want the Party to meet the Losers in a spin-off

Bill can follow Jonathan around and talk about books and deep thoughts

Ben can be pure and nerdy with Dustin

Mike and Lucas bonding over being willing to do anything for their friends cuz you KNOW Mike Hanlon would be at the game to support Lucas

Stan and El would be bonding over being a wee bit different

Bev can have girlfriends (platonic or otherwise idc)

Richie can bond with Will over being gay in a small town

And Eddie K and Mike W can be furious about it together

The Fruity Four can lament having 7 more kids to raise

Eddie teaches all the kids to play guitar

Hop spends all his time at the station dealing with Sonia Kaspbrak and bitches to Joyce about her every night(Joyce is just happy she isn’t seen as the crazy mom in town anymore)

The Losers Party absolutely tries to help Robin with her love life and it’s all Scooby-Doo from there

Finn can live the dream of playing TWO queer characters in one show

I can’t be the only one who would watch this

I-

give it up for our man argyle who:

let jonathan vent his heart out and so generously shared all his weed

gave jon, will, and el rides to school every day

did a whole airport pickup for them and mike

called mike a shitty knockoff and put him in his place for being so fake with will while also being cool af about it

did his best to reassure el about the skate attack

saved the cali crew's asses from being shot to death

stole his company vehicle

had a man die in the backseat

had to bury mans body

made him a gravestone

had a thing with susie's sister eden and hotboxed in the van

identified the tracks leading to NINA and el

came up with the plan and secured them the Nevada surfer boy pizza location for their rescue mind mission

made a delicious pineapple pizza and got mike to have yet another fruity experience

put up with those two backseat boys with MAD ATTITUDE towards him the whole time, always questioning and rolling their eyes

probably paid for insane amounts of gas and food cause hes the one with a job

DROVE THEM ACROSS THE COUNTRY TOWARDS THE LITERAL GATES OF HELL

can actually identify edible and psychedelic mushrooms WHICH WILL PROBABLY SAVE THEM in the coming apocalypse

ALL with a smile on his face (minus the brief, REASONABLE freakout), a great attitude and not even asking anybody to worry about how HE'S getting home, paying for this shit, and explaining this to his parents and/or the cops if he gets caught for burying a DEAD BODY, running from the military WITH their fugitives, and stealing his work vehicle.

the guy is an absolute hero and he does it all with rainbow socks, long luscious hair, and a joint in hand. legend.

i know more about Mike and Will than I know about myself

I forbid Moon Knight from ending until there's a Night At The Museum crossover. I'll kidnap Rami Malek and Oscar Isaac and lock them in a museum myself if I have to

literally want to end it all whenever i remember richie basically forming a blood bond with eddie while holding his hand with the word lover between them

Night time routine