My Favorite Game: Is It The New Saw Blade Or The New Saw That’s Absolutely Useless?

Just a reminder that the ONLY ethical consumption of Harry Potter is via theft or fan made content.

So it it wasn’t stolen or written better than anything that personified week old used, non organic tampon would muster - it’s not ethical. This includes watching it on the television when it is being played during Christmas

Have you ever tried to pick up a feral kitten? I’ve seen what happens to peoples hands, arms and faces. I imagine it’s very similar to what would happen if you tried to pick this little shite up

He looks like a little kitty. 🤏

I heard the forest isn’t the only place you see roots. Bleach imports must be slow.

It gets to a point

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Bofur to Nori: Okay, I'll keep Dwalin away from you.

(Later)

Dwalin: Hey, have you seen Nori?

Bofur: Nori died eight years ago.

I enjoy when people make the elves as creepy and upsetting as they actually are.

Gimli (who loves Legolas) looking at him looking down his arrow as he aims for a rabbit that seems far to far away to shoot: are you sure you can make that?

Legolas then takes the shot and slowly turns to Gimli with terrifying cat pupils and a very creepy sharp canined smile: I got him.

Guys I can’t take it. The whole holiday…

No forge room, no work shop. None of my tools.. all I can do it sit and design things I can’t make. This is hell? I’m in hell..

Soon I’ll be leaving the coast and heading back up into the mountains to see my family and I know it’s going to be either broiler hot up there or frozen to the core of the earth since there is no in between.. but at least then I can work some stone and maybe do some gold prospecting and have a hunt..

(I doubt my dad will take me gold panning :< coz he won’t want to split the findings-3- silly choice because my back is younger and I can hew a rock as well as anyone)

Anyway. I doubt I’ll do much of anything productive beside some archery and sit there yearning to be back in my workshop…

I’m excited for that first good breath of mountain air though :D but I don’t want a holiday, I want to keep working D:

I’m not even part of this post but I wanted to mention Dori and how pretty he is

i love when Dori isn’t even in a fic but the author still throws in a line about how pretty he is. they’ll be describing a completely different character’s physical appearance and it’s like “yeah he’s cute but he’s not as breathtakingly gorgeous and perfect as DORI, now THAT’S a beautiful dwarf. have you seen his hair? his big strong arms? no, no dwarrow could compare to Dori. this one is fine tho. i guess.” and they’re always so right

Fuck I’m cool you guys

Thinking about this ent wife taking a nap in someone’s backyard

My husband is a genius