Boromir And Thorin Catching Strays Every Ten Minutes On Ao3

*clearing throat*

i've seen some people (mostly on tiktok) talk about how the movies "aged down thorin". but honestly, i for one am so grateful to whoever casted RA and decided thorin has black hair and blue eyes, because it opened up the doors to us having fics with "frodo looks a lot like thorin" tropes or stories where he is frodo's actual biological father and i happily gobble those fics up

Got art block, please me patient with me guys

Bilbo: *faffing around with Sting accidentally cuts some of his hair*

thorin:

Have you blown your nose today?

It might be a good idea. You probably hadn’t even realized you were breathing through your mouth just then huh? Yeah that’s why your throats so dry. Go drink some water and blow your nose and hell while your up might as well go to the bathroom.

Look after yourself, you’re a good person and you deserve to be looked after.

Dwarf.

When you can't decide whether you're more of a Mirkwood Elf or a High Elf of Lothlórien...

If a hobbit is 4”0 and a Dwarrow is 5”0 then a baby hobbit would be 4/5 the size of a Dwarf baby.. all this to say, we need to collectively agree to start drawing baby Frodo much smaller in Thorins arms

Just handed in my first paper for the year. Pretty sure I’ve failed it. Thoughts and prayers 😭

About to go fishing, found my mums old tackle box.

My dad does just call her ‘Hobbit’ yes.

He would have ‘accidentally’ missed so many appointments and lied about flossing

RIP Bilbo Baggins, you would have hated having to go to the dentist

This feels so wrong… GANDALF? Followed by.. Legolas… okay maybe I am just strange and off putting…that’s fine. You know what? I’ll take it