Day 2100 Of Being ID’d Trying To Buy Wine Because I Guess Even Though I Have Crows Feet And Bags Under

Day 2100 of being ID’d trying to buy wine because I guess even though I have crows feet and bags under my eyes large enough to fit bowling balls, wrinkles between my eyebrows and on my forehead and smile lines I am still some how a child who can not buy wine. The legal age to buy it is 18 in my country.

I had someone ask me last night at the party if I was in my teens.-I had just gotten off work. My eye is twitching thinking about it!

God I wish I had so much sparkle and energy as a teen, I mean it was nervous energy and the sparkle of someone going insane but still… sparkle and energy

I feel so tired and sore all the time, I was sitting in the most comfortable chair in the whole house last night and the weather changed so my knees started hurting.

Good grief

(Also someone asked me ‘how was the world 100 years ago’ and I said ‘soup and racism haven’t really changed as much as you’d think’ so that was random)

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1 month ago

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Okay since you guys think you’re funny(and you are) we had a tie before Beorn's and Erebor so this is the tie breaker

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