Day 2100 of being ID’d trying to buy wine because I guess even though I have crows feet and bags under my eyes large enough to fit bowling balls, wrinkles between my eyebrows and on my forehead and smile lines I am still some how a child who can not buy wine. The legal age to buy it is 18 in my country.
I had someone ask me last night at the party if I was in my teens.-I had just gotten off work. My eye is twitching thinking about it!
God I wish I had so much sparkle and energy as a teen, I mean it was nervous energy and the sparkle of someone going insane but still… sparkle and energy
I feel so tired and sore all the time, I was sitting in the most comfortable chair in the whole house last night and the weather changed so my knees started hurting.
Good grief
(Also someone asked me ‘how was the world 100 years ago’ and I said ‘soup and racism haven’t really changed as much as you’d think’ so that was random)
Dis you are the queen of my heart🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
She’s just such a perfect woman
I would also like to formally apologize for drawing bilbos feet hairless, to make up for it, the Durin glare
Nothing like your dead husband and nephews showing up at your front door to really stir up a quiet Tuesday night
Okay I’ll upload some real art now sorry
Au where thorin and Bilbo grew up together coz I like being happy
They’re such cute wee bubs
Can someone provide a poorly drawn tutorial on how to draw Thorin? He’s hard to draw
I’m not even part of this post but I wanted to mention Dori and how pretty he is
i love when Dori isn’t even in a fic but the author still throws in a line about how pretty he is. they’ll be describing a completely different character’s physical appearance and it’s like “yeah he’s cute but he’s not as breathtakingly gorgeous and perfect as DORI, now THAT’S a beautiful dwarf. have you seen his hair? his big strong arms? no, no dwarrow could compare to Dori. this one is fine tho. i guess.” and they’re always so right
Reupload if coz one of his eyes was very wonky
But yeah, I think I’ve improved. This is post battle Thorin with all the scars
He’s such a handsome boy *said in the tone someone uses when talking to a cat*
Okay since you guys think you’re funny(and you are) we had a tie before Beorn's and Erebor so this is the tie breaker
Reminder that this is for part two of Avenge the Living.
If you haven’t read it, please do I just fixed some types so it should be easier on the eyes (which reminds me I’m still looking for beta readers)
He’s fighting for his life to stop everyone in his family from trying to kill his uncle honestly.
Kíli has ' I do.dumb or funny things to break tension and keep the family together. im playing 5-d chess while everyone else is playing battleship' vibes
Hello, this is a picture I drew of me drawing a picture of myself 👍🏻
Yes that is just a sticker of Kilis stupid little face.
Anyway I’m gonna go shower and clean my room at midnight because I’m well adjusted like that
I hate when your brain plays the old “crazy how your sitting here right now reading and one day you’ll be dead” card
Like yeah, that’s how this works buddy. Thanks for making me feel depressed for no reason though I guess
I’m actually a jeweler, I just love Bagginshield🥲18+ account, no terfs
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