Khaidrate - Khai-Dye

hes ambiguously bisexual. hes 30 to 40 years old. hes always wanted to be a father. he never expected to be one. he gets 14 children he feels woefully unequipped for. he has a laundry list of mental illnesses. he has 17 boyfriends and girlfriends. he fumbles everyone. hes suicidal. no one understands him. he doesn’t bother to be understood. he has 10000 opps. he may or may not have an eating disorder. he’s a slut. he will die in the mask he’s created. his boobs are huge. he spends half his day in a cave. he loves everyone. he has an emotional intelligence level of 2. he is astounded anyone can love him. he hates himself more than anyone on the planet. he’s akin to greek myth. he will never get to be old. he’ll never live past 50. he’ll live forever in story and our conscience

Alfred fire emblem be like

Was very inspired by @breizhbaguette post (which is super freaking cool btw) so I kinda did something of my own. Am I projecting? I guess we’ll never know. (Yes I most definitely am). Anywayssss :)

Connor: I need you all to be straight with me.

Malik:

Altaïr:

Evie:

Elise:

Arno:

Jacob:

Kassandra:

Alexios:

Leonardo:

Ezio:

[Collective Homo Silence]

Connor: I don't know why you're all silent but whatever it is I didn't mean that...

HERE THEY ARE! Tattoos that stare back 👁️👁️

This was super fun, I’ve wanted to design more tattoos since I designed my first ones for myself. So if there’s massive interest in these designs I’ll happily make more sheets. Just reblog with what you want to see next and I’ll see what’s popular <3

❗️Tattoo Passes are available on my Ko-fi if you are interested in getting one of my designs tattooed as well as sticker versions of these designs available in my Redbubble❗️

Most horrible gay couple on Earth <33333 (affectionate + full of malice and despair)

Also u should totally read my epic Ryuji x Akira x Goro fanfic btw

You can only reblog this on Tuesday

im jesus

Resident Evil as textposts p ¾ (first | next)

Dick and Steph would be giggling and kicking their feet while painting each others nails and talking about boys