Masterlist (Obey Me)

Incorrect Quote 49/50

MC, texting Satan about a book they just read: A theif.

Satan, tired on drinking his fifth coffee: Thief?

Mc: Theif.

Satan: I before E except after C.

MC: Thceif.

Satan: No.

Asmodeus (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting

After literal years I've finally remembered I have this blog. Rereading my old work was actually really nice, and while I'm not sure if my skill level is the same as it was I'm going to give it a shot at getting back into this whole writing thing

Dom To Sub + NSFW Headcannons (Obey Me)

Warnings:

NSFW

FOUL LANGUAGE (SWEARING)

(Headcannons below the cut)

Lucifer 

We already know that this man likes to be in control of situations, so it’s no surprise that he would be the most dominant in the bedroom.

Satan 

Almost tied with Lucifer for first.

The only reason he’s not, is because he does occasionally like to let you take the lead.

He will put a collar on you if you let him while he fucks you from behind.

Belphegor 

Despite his constantly tired state, Belphegor will be in full control during sex.

Prefers to be laying on his back while he helps you ride him, but will top you to prove a point or when he’s frustrated.

Belphegor radiates top energy and the only reason that he isn’t higher on the list is because of Lucifer and Satan.

Asmodeus

The master of switches has arrived.

You’re tired? He’ll do all the work while praising you.

You want to top? He loves when you take control so he’ll be more then happy to let you.

Leviathan

As shy as he is, Levi will top you without hesitation at your request.

He much prefers to be the bottom though, and gets so blushy when you praise him.

Very into cosplay and roleplay.

Beelzebub

Always worried about hurting you due to his size, Beel tends to let you top him for your own safety.

He’ll keep his hands on your hips to help you ride him.

If you ever manage to get him to top you, he’ll be so gentle with you, checking periodically in to make sure he isn’t hurting you.

Absolutely loves giving oral. 

He just wants to taste you, and to him, you taste amazing

Mammon

Are you really surprised?

Mammon is a sub through and through.

If you request it or he’s in a particularly bad mood, he’ll top you but don’t expect it to happen often.

Praise him and he’ll become a mess under you.

Incorrect Quote 20/50

[At Mammon's funeral]

Lucifer: Can we have a moment alone with our dear brother?

Other demons: Yeah of course.

Satan, to mammon: Alright listen fucker, we know you aren't actually dead.

Mammon: *opens eyes* no shit! But how else would I get the witches to leave me alone?

Asmodeus: MC has been crying in their room for the past hour because they think you're dead, you monster.

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Belphegor: Since it's impossible to know which part of my life is the middle

Belphegor: I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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Satan: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Lucifer: Ridiculous, give me one example of this.

Leviathan: Spiders.

Belphegor: Wasps and Hornets.

Satan: Terriers.

Mammon: Luke.

Belphegor (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting

I was cackling throughout this post. Everyone else go home, this one wins.

OM! Brothers with an odd wake up call

it’s 3:22 am idk what this is but i hope ya like it

cringe, cussing, and gn!mc

Lucifer

It was the morning after your arrival when you went to Lucifer’s study and asked if you could wake his brothers up

“Go ahead.”

He didn’t think much of it until he heard the sound of pans smashing against each other and a song being played

“I’M TIRED OF Y’ALL BITCHES IN THIS HOUSE- Y’ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND”

What in the Devildom is the human exchange student doing?!

“WHERE’S THE FUCKING POTS?! WHERE’S THE FUCKING POTS?! GET- THE- FUCK- UP-!”

He stepped out of his office only to find you running through the halls, smashing pans, and singing- no- screaming at the top of your lungs

“I DON’T GOT NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE O’ Y’ALL! Y’ALL AIN’T NEVER GONNA SLEEP ‘CAUSE O’ ME!!”

Lucifer quickly put a stop to your antics before one of his brothers tried to kill you

You were dragged into his office and lectured for exactly 1 hour and 27 minutes

He hates it when he hears the sound of you screaming random words he doesn’t understand

It got worst when Levi started to join you

Great, now I have two idiots to lecture

Mammon

That morning of your first wake up call, he had just gotten home from the casino to find Lucifer chasing the human who was screaming and clanking pans

“What the fu-“

Needless to say, you left a pretty good impression on him. He had a great laugh as you were dragged by Lucifer into his office for a long lecture

It was funny until he got a taste of your wake up call

“It’s Wednesday, my dudes!”

What is the human doing shouting in the hallway?

“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

He opened the door and saw you. With goggles on?

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”

You kept screaming. He saw Satan opening the door down the hall, a dark aura surrounding him

He pulled you inside his room and called you an absolute idiot

Mammon now uses your wake up calls as a distraction for when he steals from his brothers

Leviathan

He was awake when you first did your wake up calls and found it to be hilarious because he understood the memes

Although, he was rather surprised when you asked to borrow his loud speaker for another one of your wake up calls

Eager to see your next chaotic wake up call, he lent it to you

“You know you gotta do the cooking by the book, you know you can’t be lazy!”

A children’s song? Oh wait-

“BREAK IT DOWN, BITCH! LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP-“

He was howling with laughter as you violently screamed the lyrics

He was also reprimanded by Lucifer for “giving MC a speaker to scream a vulgar song”

Levi always joins in whenever you do a wake up call, even if he gets lectured

Satan

Right off the bat, he absolutely despised your wake up calls

He was so invested in a beautifully written novel when he heard,

“IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN PUSSY?! YES! A REALLY GOOD BOOK!”

That’s true but would you sHUT THE FUCK UP-

If it weren’t for Lucifer’s and Mammon’s interferences, you would’ve been dead already

Then he noticed how much Lucifer hated your wake up calls

He stands to the side every time you get Lucifer worked up because of your screaming

And he absolutely adored that one time you ran away from Lucifer while yelling,

“I’M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN’T KILL ME!”

He’s on the borderline of hating and loving your antics

Asmodeus

“This SCREAMING isn’t good for my SKIN!” Asmodeus screeched at you. How ironic

Your odd antics always wakes him up from his beauty sleep and he hates it

“AND THERE WERE ROOMMATES!!”

No- no, nOT AGAIN-

“OH MY GOSH! THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!”

Levi?! You too?!

There is nothing he hates more than when it’s morning and he hears your voice

He honestly hates your voice

Beelzebub

He was... So utterly confused when he hears you screaming for the first time

If anything, he was concerned and checked up on you

But Lucifer has already snatched you away to lecture you

Every time he hears your wake up calls, he always checks up on you to see if you’re alright

He was especially concerned when he heard you scream,

“I smell like beef... I SMELL LIKE BEEF!!”

“I-I don’t? Where’s the beef-?”

He’s genuinely worried about your yelling, try not to do it so often

Belphegor

His first time hearing your wake up calls was up in the attic

He was... Extremely confused.

First of all, that doesn’t sound like any of his brothers. Second of all, what the fuck is happening?

Nowadays, he usually sleeps through your loud wake up calls

On rare occasions, he’ll watch with Satan as you and Levi get chased by Lucifer

Who gets to hold MC

Lucifer: Are we ready to go to Diavolos?

MC: Everyone's here, so I think so *smiles*

Lucifer: Excellent..We shall fly there today, been a while since I used my wings.

Asmo: *jumps into Beels arms*

Beel: *drops him* What are you doing?

Asmo: Well, you can carry me!

Beel: You have your OWN wings..Anyway I want to carry MC.

MC: Me?

Beel: Yeah, I'll carry you and Belphie *smiles*

Belphie: Sounds good!

Mammon: SoUnDs gOoD..NAH! Ya crazy if ya don't think I'll be carrying MC! She likes being carried by ME! *looks over at her giving her a playful smile* don't ya babe?

Levi: I wanna carry MC!

Asmo: You don't have wings..You'll have to be carried by someone else.

Levi: Hmph. Throw that in my face why don't you?

Lucifer: I will carry MC if you're all going to argue..

Satan: I thought you were carrying me?

Lucifer: *shrugs* I've decided I carried you within me long enough..I dont wish to spend MORE time carrying you Satan, no offense.

Satan: ...Rude.

Mammon: Beel carries Belphie and Levi, Lucifer carries Satan, I carry MC. DONE.

MC: What about Asmo?

Asmo: I usually fly alone, I only have little wings, so I can't carry alot of weight, plus I don't really fly like the others, I'm more of flutter by type, thats WHY I want someone to carry me, you'll all get there before me otherwise *folds his arms and furrows his brows*

Mammon: Fine! Beel holds Levi and Bel, Lucifer holds Asmo and Satan, I hold MC.

Beel: Why YOU though?

Mammon: Because I'm ya big bro and you'll do as I say Beel!! Thats why!!

Lucifer: Well I'm YOUR big brother, so YOU'LL do as I say..

Mammon: *growls* No fair!!!

Satan: Not that anyone cares but I'm still pissed off and offended from what Lucifer said to me. *angry expression*

Lucifer: Oh be quiet will you!!

(They all start arguing with each other for a good few minute's)

Mammon: Wait..Where's MC?

MC: *half way to Diavolos in a taxi*

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