Incorrect Quote 50/50

Incorrect Quote 50/50

Diavolo: Know why I called you in here?

Lucifer, embarrassed and dead inside: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic

Diavolo: *stops pouring two glasses of wine*

Diavolo: Wait, accidentally?

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4 years ago

Imagine (Belphegor)

In which the animal that is most like their soulmate is always near them. You had been selected to be a transfer student to the devildom. A few weeks in, you managed to get past Lucifer to explore the stairs. Why is your animal companion so eager to get to the attic?

(Imagine below the cut)

The first few weeks as a transfer student in the devildom had certainly been interesting.

The sloth bear (haha sloth bear) that hung around you seemed to have a strong dislike for Lucifer, but liked to nap in Beelzebub’s room whenever you were busy.

The brothers had shown an interest in the animal that was supposed to show you your soulmate, but that interest quickly dissipated after the second week when you had to get Beelzebub to help you hold him back from attacking a demon that looked at you the wrong way.

For a little while, you thought that maybe Beelzebub was your soulmate due to how relaxed the bear was around him, but after realizing that he was never seen with an animal that could possibly represent you, you pushed aside the thought.

The bear did however show an interest in the stairs to the attic.

He was often seen sitting at the bottom of the stairs, and occasionally would nudge you towards them.

In a moment of curiosity, you asked Lucifer if there could be anyone hiding out in there that the bear could be drawn to.

“I can assure you, if someone was up there I would know.”

When you finally snuck past the avatar of pride to check for yourself, you were surprised to find Belphegor.

The avatar of sloth had been sleeping with his head resting on the fluffy side of a lamb.

At your arrival, he was instantly awake, the scent of human making his lip curl.

But when his eyes landed on the large, dark brown bear that sat beside you, he paused.

“What is that, human?”

He completely ignored your question of who he was, instead watching as the lamb that had appeared by his side only two decades ago interact with the bear.

“Uh... he’s a sloth bear. Wait is the lamb your soulmate animal?”

Needless to say, Belphegor was amused as to what happened to be the animal representing him. A sloth bear of all things.

The two of you ended up falling into a conversation about your soul animals as said creatures interacted between the bars.


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quote 26/50

MC, after midterms: I want to sleep for like 40 hours.

Solomon: Yeah, you know that's a coma right?

MC:...

MC: God, that sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.


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4 years ago

[Student Council meeting]

Belphie: Hey sorry I’m late, I overslept.

Lucifer: It’s 4:30pm, what time did you go to sleep?!

Belphie: 2pm

Lucifer:

Lucifer: The meeting started at 1.

4 years ago
Are These Snaps? Like Little Buttons That Can Come Undone With A Good Hard Yank

Are these snaps? Like little buttons that can come undone with a good hard yank

Because like

Are These Snaps? Like Little Buttons That Can Come Undone With A Good Hard Yank

OwO

4 years ago

Imagine (Shouta Aizawa):

If you get hurt the mark appears on your soulmate in the same place. You finally found your soulmate after seeing him in a press conference on the news.

(Imagine below the cut)

Realizing that your soulmate was a pro hero you had idolized for years was like a dream come true.

Sure you were a fully grown adult, but that didn’t change the fact that you had to take a moment to freak out.

Then reality caught up to you and you realized one little fact.

You had no way to contact him.

Sure you could just try to talk to the next pro you saw about getting his contact info, but what pro in their right mind would give that out freely?

So that’s why you’re where you are now.

It’s been a week since the camino ward incident when you first saw the identifying mark on your soulmate and now you were standing in front of U.A high.

You knew about the barrier, so you were stuck waiting for someone to notice you.

Just your luck, a familiar eccentric blond appeared on your left, talking animatedly with another quieter blond man, and you realized that this was your chance.

“Hey, is there any chance that I could speak with one of your colleagues? I think I’m his soulmate and I couldn’t figure out any other way to find him.”

Present Mic took one look at your face and screeched.

You immediately thought you had done something wrong but it turns out the guy was ecstatic.

Mic personally escorted you all the way to the break room while the tall man, who you now know as Toshinori repeatedly apologized for his outburst.

By the time you were in front of the break room you had been told that Aizawa loved coffee, cats, his students and sleeping.

You thought that was adorable

When Shouta saw the cut under your eye, he had to take a moment to process the knowledge that he might have just found his soulmate.

Toshinori dragged Mic out of the room to let you two have your moment.

His hand held your face so carefully as he examined the mark, and then he lifted his sleeve to show you a familiar mark that mirrored the one you had gotten when you fell off your bike when you were nine.

The two of you spent every spare moment together after that.

Hisashi often made comments on how perfect you were for each other.

Being with Aizawa was a high that never ended.


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4 years ago

Affection Headcannons (Belphegor)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part: 7/7

General

Belphegor is often found draped over you on the couch while you read.

He was so used to cuddling against his twin that when he started dating you, he just went for it and didn’t care if you were flustered.

If Lucifer is around then you can bet your ass Belphie will be overly affectionate with you to make the eldest jealous/annoyed.

Sleepy boi just wants to be sleepy with you.

Hands

Belphie likes to hold your hands to his chest when he sleeps.

He likes knowing that you’re right there and that way you can’t get away from him until he wakes up

His fingers are always entwined with yours when you’re out in public together.

Kisses

Belphegor is a little shit and doesn’t care who sees him kissing you

Lucifer is coming to get the two of you for dinner?

Come closer he wants to make out with you to make Lucifer jealous.

His kisses are lazy, and half the time he doesn’t even make the effort to meet your lips.

Somehow the sleepy kisses pressed to your chin or to the corner of your lips make you even more flustered then the lip kisses.

Hugs

Hugs almost always turn into naps.

He’ll lean against you with his head on your shoulder and just

Fall asleep right there.

Walking with the twins to get food for Beel? 

You have time while he shops, so Belphie is pulling you against him and burying his face into the crook of his neck to take a quick nap.

When hugging you, Belphegor likes to press lazy kisses to your shoulders to fluster you.

Especially in public.

Cuddles

Sleepy boy is the master of cuddles.

Whether you want to or not, you’ll be taking naps with him daily.

He prefers to rest his head on your chest or stomach and hug you like a pillow, but won’t object to sleeping on your lap if you’re trying to read or doing something on your DDD.

Belphegor loves being the little spoon, and plays with your fingers while drifting off.

You might have to fight Beelzebub to be the one to hold him during movie night.


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quote 27/50

MC: Since when is babysitting Mammon my-

MC: Oh my god, that's exactly my job.


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1 year ago

Looking for a specific fanfic.

It's a rottmnt Donatello fanfic where he's a streamer using a very "detailed" turtle persona when in reality it's just him. I can't remember anything other then it was written beautifully and was still being written when I lost it a few month ago maybe a year or two ago I'm not sure I've got horrible sense of time.

Edit: Adding to this, it was an x reader fic where he interacted with the reader on his alt account bootyyyshaker9000 while his main streamer account that reader watched was Ryan von orthelo or however its spelt

Edit 2: it's been found! Ty for the help yall <3

Fanfic is called Therefore Love on wattpad written by MadamMuffins


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1 year ago

Leviathan (Obey Me)

Leviathan (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting

4 years ago

Incorrect Quotes 51/50

*at the dinner table*

Asmodeus: *scrolling on his DDD under the table*

Leviathan: *actually not playing a game for once and eating*

Beelzebub: *eating like a starved man as per usual*

Mammon, Belphegor and MC: *suspiciously quiet*

Satan: *already done and just sipping at some tea while reading*

Lucifer: You are all remarkably well behaved tonight.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: What did you do?


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