“Get His Ass” Is So Unreasonably Funny To Me. A Huge Win For The English Language. Today’s Version

24 HOURS

To find the beauty in your day where there seems to be none

Perfect blue

i spilled pasta in my backpack and got so mad that i made a traumacore edit about it

#IRL

#shine

I went there while I could so I didn't have to wonder after I left. It was somehow everything I had hoped and less than I expected.

"Sometimes"

You can feel where time touches its' self

Him he doesn't know yet

So valuable

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

The enemy of my enemy?? Wow

Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now