PLUS!!:

A little WIP with ROTTMNT Leo. I plan on filling this whole page so let’s do it one day at a time!

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I SECOND THIS. PLEASE. PLEASE GIVE US SEASON 3!

RISE IS TRENDING RN. UH WHAT DO WE DO UH UHHH

I LOVE ROTTMNT GIVE ME A SEASON 3 PRETTY PLEASE NICK 🙏🙏🙏

Happy Short Story Month!

It’s gonna be May, which means the time has come to celebrate Short Story Month! We’re delighted to publish so many incredible masters of the craft, and never want to miss a moment to recognize their outstanding contributions to the literary landscape. So without further ado, here are some of the best audio clips from our award-winning short story writers. Scroll down to listen to excerpts from eight of our favorite collections:

DROWN by Junot Díaz

“Tell her that you love her hair, that you love her skin, her lips, because, in truth, you love them more than you love your own.”

Listen to a clip here!

WHAT IT MEANS WHEN A MAN FALLS FROM THE SKY by Lesley Nneka Arimah

“When Enebeli Okwara sent his girl out in the world, he did not know what the world did to daughters. He did not know how quickly it would wick the dew off her, how she would be returned to him hollowed out, relieved of her better parts.”

Listen to a clip here!

PILGRIMS by Elizabeth Gilbert

“She was no dancer and she didn’t want to dance with me, but we found a good slow sway anyway, each of us with an arm hanging down, like a rodeo cowboy’s right arm, like the right arm of a bull rider, not reaching for anything.”

Listen to a clip here!

AWAYLAND by Ramona Ausubel

“What are you doing?“ the mother asked. "I guess I’m throwing roses,” the girl said, unable to make sense of herself.”

Listen to a clip here!

DEVOTION by Maile Meloy

“Eleanor had never bought a house before and the real estate broker had the air of an authoritative and impatient aunt, waiting for a decision. She tapped long nails on the steering wheel of her parked Lexus while Eleanor gazed at the little house from the passenger seat. The sycamore in the yard had good roots, the broker said.”

Listen to a clip here!

FIVE-CARAT SOUL by James McBride

“I am a lion. I live in a zoo. But I was once a free lion, and never forgot it.”

Listen to a clip here!

HALL OF SMALL MAMMALS by Thomas Pierce

“Inside every group, he decides, there are more groups. Circles within circles, and inside of those, more circles still, all of them infinitely divisible. You could spend your whole life wondering which ones you’re in and which ones you’re not and which ones really want you and which ones are holes that have no bottom.”

Listen to a clip here!

THE BUS DRIVER WHO WANTED TO BE GOD by Etgar Keret

“There are two kinds of people, those who like to sleep next to the wall, and those who like to sleep next to the people who push them off the bed.”

Listen to a clip here!

For more short story collections, visit our Short Story Month Goodreads shelf!

Hey everyone! We need your help to create the best party game ever!

Introducing… What The Plot?!

How does it work?

1.) Take a Prompt Card.

Ex. ’Tell us about the time a vampire hit on you.‘ 

2.) You have one minute to bullshit a story.

After the minute is up, the player next to you needs to continue your story and so on. 

However! There is also a pile of cards each with three words on it. Every turn you draw a card and have to use one of the three words from it in your story. Ex. breadstick, cactus, werewolf.’ If you don’t use one of the words during your turn, you lose points. If you can’t continue the story then you also lose points. And if your story is really awful, other players can play the ‘Boo Card’, causing you to lose a catastrophic amount of points. The player who is not the worst wins!

We have already found a supplier and a distribution center in both the US and Europe. We really want to know what you think. Let’s create this game together and make it the best it can possibly be. Are you in?

I…don’t want to do laundry XD

Just another sneak peak of what’s to come!

Vague sneak peak. Can you guess who is next?

OH MY SOUL ITS HAPPENING! YUSSSS

Anytime i see this, i get so stupidly giddy for no reason... like yeah, the turtles are trending...

.........WAIT THEYRE TRENDING EEEEE

AND BEST OF BOTH WORLDS, A DOUBLE WHAMMY