kenma and I have a special bond derived from
Spend The Night With Kenma ASMR from YUZUYA and its everlasting im afraid
tsukishima has a tumblr account and so does yamaguchi and they do have unknowing fandom discourse abt it
Planning Your Perfect Dwarven Wedding by Meg_Thilbo
what the title says, fifteen chapters of Bilbo being confused af by dwarven culture and just trying to get his wedding in order
I Got Married In Erebor And All I Received Was Disrespect From My Entire Company by thisislegit
thorin is too much of a coward to tell bilbo they're not actually married by dwarven customs and the others are done
A Pretty Face by panickyintheuk
apparently thorin is ugly and bilbo has not gotten the memo
What To Expect by alkjira
they have children and there is a possibly magical cat and a hamster
It was a Fine, Bright Morning: Perfect for Murder. by meyari
wherein the hobbits have had enough of lobelia and the dwarves are traumatized
The REAL White Council by orphan_account
azog is the only real one here, if you haven't sacrificed an arm for your otp are you really even trying
Well. Fuck. by ThyLocalBard
bilbo is angry and gandalf is a traitor
When Silver Fails by amethystviolist
they get together and stuff idk but it's really well-written
A Hobbit Prince for a Dwarf King by bebel_bee
balin wtf i mean it worked but
The Nine Children Appropriated By Thorin Oakenshield (And The One He Didn't Want For Himself) by Shay_Moonsilk
thorin does his best impression of tony stark and everyone is so done
between friends (and the occasional lover) by sepulchralsymphonies
thorin is a better actor than he seems
Take My Hand by Erulisse_Manwathiel
so by dwarven standards bilbo has been dating literally everyone they meet and thorin is concerned
The Grace of Yavanna by chrystal896
hobbits are really frickin weird ok
Siege of Erebor by airebellah
a great battle for the ages
Clothing Wars by JaceDexter
i for one cannot believe the elves agreed to that but then again it was bilbo asking so
Bilbo Baggins's Greatest Burglary by MordorIsCalling
dwarves
Galadriel's Hairpin Box by Erudammit, orphan_account
gandalf makes questionable decisions and smaug dies a lot
A Complaint A Day... by birdkeeperklink (speculating)
bilbo complains a lot one of the great mysteries of erebor
Say the Magic Words by birdkeeperklink (speculating)
hobbits have interesting ways of problem-solving and also magic that too
a tale of ivory table cloth and ruined weddings by Imagined, rottingflower, Scarlet_Ribbons
thorin may have forgotten to propose a little bit oops
My friend sent me another one...
post island au where jack merridew becomes a famous musician but the events of the island get revealed and he has a wilbur soot fandom debate arc send post
@piggyintheflesh
I think it's only fair to introduce him as a rescue given the fact what Phoenix went through to... literally SAVE him!
Heh
hating bitches is a very slicked fucking slope bc one wrong phrase, let’s use Go Fuck Yourself for instance, and it snowballs into toxic yuri faster than I can finish my slander tweet and it drives me up the goddamn wall
bc bc- why am I telling you to go pleasure urself, that’s MY hobby, so now the only natural course of spiteful action is to run on home and fuck myself even harder than ur presumed fucking of self bc I’ll be damned if I let a bitch I hate orgasm better than me.
but now, hand down pants and moaning up a storm, I have to then consider just how hard opp regularly fucks themselves and amp my own fucking by three thousand percent, and then. and then.
And then im just
masturbating to opps face. And that’s. That’s gay.
FUCK
anyway last night halo did more tsukihiel hcs for me as bedtime stories and it was so 10/10. tsukihiel cowboy yaoi au is my all time fav for the forseeable future so much so that this morning i dressed like the whitest boy ever in honor of cowboy tsukishim almfaooao
im so normal abt him ajsdlkaljfesahsajfjdslk