Vampire Reader X L Fic I Will Always Think Of You

halo feeds me selfship lore as bedtime stories we have never been so up. clutching onto u with my claws

I actually want Jalph to hate eachother so bad, with the only reason they feel compelled by the other is bc they both have the sickest most accurate gaydar ever

It’s like single gay solidarity bc. We’re here. … .. . ..

Gay…. .. . ….. by ourselves n only u can understand me. Damn.

They can sniff out fellow fags like truffle pigs n unfortunately they found fruit

Not even like

“We have to get tg bc we don’t want to be alone”

but like

“Sigh” *beer clink* “Put ‘em there brother.”

Used that midsommar scene as ref lol

WAIT WHO THE FUCK SAID MATSULIGHT AND WHY ARE THEY ONTO SOMEHTING

anyway last night halo did more tsukihiel hcs for me as bedtime stories and it was so 10/10. tsukihiel cowboy yaoi au is my all time fav for the forseeable future so much so that this morning i dressed like the whitest boy ever in honor of cowboy tsukishim almfaooao

Like mother like son

I FUCKING HATE HANAMIYA

most crack universe is having that parachute guy ac live after landing and like. Hardcore judge these 7th graders

“Is that- boar blood? Uh- no no like it looks fine ig- it’s just. A little over dramatic ngl.”

LMFAO

also Jack trying n failing to assert authority over this dude

“Well I’m chief!! And you listen to me.”

“… No thank you.”

this u

holy peak Ty for putting me on this IS me asf

GUITAR MIK

well yes!!!!!! ^^