He Lost Focus And Wanted A Consensual Workplace Relationship

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHJT SWITCH PLACES WITH ME AND MY LIFE IS YOOOOUUUUUUUUURRRS

i am the anon. hi.

if u r who I think u r, I fucking love you and ur unmitigated lust towards Light Yagami, from hit series deathnote, psuedos including but not limited to: Kira, God of the New World, Halos Blorbo, and Halos blorba (on special, rule 63 occasions)

we will have unhealthy

sex to cope, and it will be

mutual

So feel free to be

that freaky in my inbox if ur Light lusting heart so desires alr

kuroko no basket is like. all the adults in our life failed us. but for awhile it was ok because we got to walk home together. no one sees me but you do. i love this thing so much but i hate it for not saving me. i think he's going to save me or i'm going to save him. i'm crying at the literal crossroad of my childhood then crying with joy at the start of the rest of my life. hey you inspire me and i resent you for it. hey do you want to get milkshakes. hey the idea of losing all of you split me in two also i have a trauma disorder. i'm going to ruin myself to give you a win. i'm going to win so you'll come back. i'm going to win because then we'll all be able to sit and have dinner together. it's about a comeback but there's no such thing as a quick comeback in basketball.

invading your inbox once again

do you think that piggy was bitter and resented ralph for constantly abandoning him (even later in the book when piggy was his right hand man)

YES! yes I really do, and I’d even go so far as to say he is a little pretentious in that nerdy little kid way, so he already doesn’t like most everyone

but that’s the thing, he’s so anti-emotional bc he’s focused on surviving that it’ll never be enough to ever make him turn on Ralph bc he needs him as a talking piece yk, but I’d definitely say so

If we’re being really honest, I don’t view anyone on this island as friends LMFAOOOOOOO

I just think that’s a boring approach tho so I disregard the obvious tension in every relationship and make them a big happy family

but yes Peter fucking hates that guy ac, in my mind he compliments and supports Ralph bc he can’t have him lose hope or else he’s damned too

I think this interpretation also makes sense with the whole intellect thing, bc I don’t think Golding meant to say logic will always be beat out when shit hits the fan, but more so it won’t be enough. But to have that statement, Peter had to have achieved something or have been effective for a short instance, and I think getting Ralph to fully believe in himself, Peter as a friend, and keep fighting was his achievement. It’s a fairly impressive one too, considering how weak Ralph is lmfao

saint maud my beloved

feels like a good time to admit I was dumb as rocks when I first read the book n genuinely thought there was a beast

Idk what tf I was thinking reading the Simon sees parachute guy but it’s a very possible reality that I wasn’t thinking at all

I also didn’t even ship anyone I just thought it was peak bc of the symbolism, it was of the first classic books I read n I felt sooooooo smart n soooooooo smug abt it. Gtfo. Sigh. Can’t fight the Peter kinnie allegations

bagginshield fic recs!!

Planning Your Perfect Dwarven Wedding by Meg_Thilbo

what the title says, fifteen chapters of Bilbo being confused af by dwarven culture and just trying to get his wedding in order

I Got Married In Erebor And All I Received Was Disrespect From My Entire Company by thisislegit

thorin is too much of a coward to tell bilbo they're not actually married by dwarven customs and the others are done

A Pretty Face by panickyintheuk

apparently thorin is ugly and bilbo has not gotten the memo

What To Expect by alkjira

they have children and there is a possibly magical cat and a hamster

It was a Fine, Bright Morning: Perfect for Murder. by meyari

wherein the hobbits have had enough of lobelia and the dwarves are traumatized

The REAL White Council by orphan_account

azog is the only real one here, if you haven't sacrificed an arm for your otp are you really even trying

Well. Fuck. by ThyLocalBard

bilbo is angry and gandalf is a traitor

When Silver Fails by amethystviolist

they get together and stuff idk but it's really well-written

A Hobbit Prince for a Dwarf King by bebel_bee

balin wtf i mean it worked but

The Nine Children Appropriated By Thorin Oakenshield (And The One He Didn't Want For Himself) by Shay_Moonsilk

thorin does his best impression of tony stark and everyone is so done

between friends (and the occasional lover) by sepulchralsymphonies

thorin is a better actor than he seems

Take My Hand by Erulisse_Manwathiel

so by dwarven standards bilbo has been dating literally everyone they meet and thorin is concerned

The Grace of Yavanna by chrystal896

hobbits are really frickin weird ok

Siege of Erebor by airebellah

a great battle for the ages

Clothing Wars by JaceDexter

i for one cannot believe the elves agreed to that but then again it was bilbo asking so

Bilbo Baggins's Greatest Burglary by MordorIsCalling

dwarves

Galadriel's Hairpin Box by Erudammit, orphan_account

gandalf makes questionable decisions and smaug dies a lot

A Complaint A Day... by birdkeeperklink (speculating)

bilbo complains a lot one of the great mysteries of erebor

Say the Magic Words by birdkeeperklink (speculating)

hobbits have interesting ways of problem-solving and also magic that too

a tale of ivory table cloth and ruined weddings by Imagined, rottingflower, Scarlet_Ribbons

thorin may have forgotten to propose a little bit oops

yall ready?

*boots n cats n boots n cats n boots-*

urgent urgency urgently urging me

until unity unites ubiquitously

unearthing underlying unequality until understanding unfurls universally-

u u want me to stop? why?

wtv yall r some fake little ass hoes anyways

（😿) idc

guys would we still love me if I started rapping on main yay or yay

he really wanted these cookie

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все, кто ждали, я вас поздравляю, это продолжение прошлого поста