Guys.

how i feel after my (probably ex)crush makes fun of/makes a joke centered at therians….. safe to say i did NOT laugh 😭😭🙏 i was so uncomfortable it was SO AWK……. and one of my moots *ahem* is friends with them and im pretty sure they know what i post on here (obviously..) anyway yah i was gonna text said crush about what they thought of alterhuman identities… but im to nervous to lol

also i cant stop thinking of pupinia or wtv her name is 😭🙏

Kiss mary kill except its the last three moots in your notifs (you then send this to them too)

omg omg uhhh uh uh okay @johnheart @darciangel and @b4mbiie !!! i havent been moots with johnheart for that long.. but theyRE STILL SUPER COOL SO THEY GET KISS TOO 😥😥😥 umumumm i think kiss darciangel and marry b4mbiie 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ this is really hard what the heck….

this is so real except instead of buddy it’s sparkie 😹😹

I think Cactus as a name is funny as hell, but its 100% my bernese mountain dog name

guys help im so bored what are some visually pleasing tags i can scroll on 😭🙏

*me checking my activity to find nothing* *remembers that i have to actually post things for people to interact with it*

bruh this isnt fair plis i just want attention i’ll do a trick i’ll spin yayy see funny dog hahahha

2025 notes game 🕯️🔮✨

1 note - i will drink one glass of water (cold)

5 notes - i will eat 100 calorie (in addition to my usual nothing)

10 notes - i will rewatch watch a movie i like

15 notes - i will compose a fandoms masterlist here on tumblr.com

20 notes - i will paint a little lps guy

30 notes - i will make a big art project

40 notes - i will stop going off my meds (i really should do that anyway but i have no motivation

50 notes - i will spend the day SOBER

100 notes - i will spend the week SOBER and document my journey

I FOUNDUUUI

YYYAYY MUEGEHEGE

Dear future partner,

Plz give me a collar :3

Make sure to add my name, address, and phone number incase I get lost

If the collar was sparkly or had spikes on it, that'd be cool, just no velvet, it gives me sensory issues

With much love, Bobby

bro i cant wear fake fangs bc i have braces and i cant even eat my fav affirming foods omd i wish i had actual canine teeth bro

any other alterhumans get intensely dysphoric over canine teeth?

hmmm i wanna try this it looks fun

im an orca because i love my dog…

im a coyote because of this tweet…

im a tortoiseshell cat because i have no idea.

im a water dragon because i like to drink….

im a vampire because i like the way i look…

these are so weird they always gave me the same options 😭

new tag game: use predictive text to see why you are your theriotype/kintype. start with "i'm [x] because"

i'll go first

i'm a dog because i have to fight