I Threw A Bunch Of Vines Into A Shakespearean Translator And They’re All Great Great But This One Is

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Tacos

Tacos

Why have you forsaken me

Me: Very hungry

Trying to find food to eat

Stumbling around house

Mom: sitting in kitchen

Eating last of cheetos

Me; dying

Dammit, let the man pursue a political career on his own time.

DreamWorks’ Shrek was first released on May 18th, 2001.

The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, heard in the opening credits, was only placed in the film for test audiences until a new song could be found. But test audiences loved it, and the producers kept it in. When the producers decided to keep “All Star” they decided to let the band sing the last song in the movie, “I’m a Believer.” (x)

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