Just Realized My Sexuality Is Technically 'Dick' Even Tho I'm Ace

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

"left brain" "right brain" please stop excluding the rest of us who have absolutely no brain whatsoever

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

some of today’s ss’s that i simply won’t be recovering from,

like what the fuck. is going on.

Tumblr.... calling me out? For why?

Werewolf boyfriend

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

no one will know which one it is.

My heart 💕

Alastor x Reader as Morticia and Gomez Addams quotes

Y/n: *sleeping peacefully*

Alastor: “Look at them…I would die for them…I would kill for them. Either way, what bliss.”

Alastor: *stressed from having a rough day*

Y/n: “Don’t torture yourself Alastor. That’s my job.”

Y/n: *stroking Alastor’s cheek*

Alastor: “Y/n, when you pet my cheek that way, it drives me wild!” *Kisses their hand all the way up their arm and to their neck*

Y/n: “Alastor…Control yourself.”

Alastor: “How long has it been since we waltz, darling?” *wraps arms around her waist*

Y/n: “Oh, Alastor…” *wraps arms around him* “Hours.”

Fem!Y/n: "When we first met years ago, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air. A boy."

Alastor: "A girl."

Fem!Y/n: "An open grave. It was my first funeral."

Alastor: " You were so beautiful. And so mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse."

I'm back baby! New chapter of "Prey" will be out tonight!

Stay tuned~📻