Why Can't I Have A Pretty Girl Lay Her Head In My Lap Whilst We Watch A Movie So I Can Play With Her

That feeling when you get to talk to that one person who never fails to make you smile and improve your whole week

I swear every time I log on I blink and an hour passes

I love the epic cast so much

epic cast is feeding us with these interactions

Why is sleeping so hard

It's literally one of the most natural and necessary elements for living human beings

And yet here I am, sleepless

every year the Ides of March feels like a fun little meme, but this year it actually feels more like trying to cast a spell

Work today: balancing caution tape on my head and aggressively sniffing trees

like the return of the r slur and horrible fatphobia and gay jokes and the misogyny oh my fucking god can we talk about the misogyny. we have culturally regressed to the eary 2010s but when you try to call people out they’re liek ohhh it’s just a joke 😂. i’m sorry but i don’t want to hear jokes about pedophilia or about rape or about racism that is not funny and it never will be. everything is ironic and if you get offended it’s cuz you’re a crazy femnazi who cares too much. because it’s apparently uncool to take anything serious or do anything with actual sincerity anymore

everyone knows the real reason Orpheus turned around was cos he heard some dramatic ass king of ithaca belting about how “all he hears are screams” and he had to check with Eurydice to see if they heard the same thing

Reblogging because I needed to hear this

I just want to remind you that sometimes your life really doesn't begin until you are 26+... Romanticizing and obsessing over our youth is harmful. Growing up is beautiful. Discovering who you are and how you interact with the world is a gift. Maturing and learning what you truly want out of life and living in that purpose brings fulfillment and peace. Your life is not over in your early 20's because you haven't figured it out yet, it's just beginning.

A person could use a cuddle session. It’s me. I’m a person.