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我不会上色。

Discord's first mistake was in thinking they'll listen to reasons.

I finally got time to finish this silly lil comic!

Not taking credit here btw the ideas came from this post, credit to @pinkvaquita and @groovyfrog420 in particular!

STOP PUTTING THIS OCTOPUS IN SITUATIONS

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Woof woof (I am going to dig up all the plants in your yard) woof

DAMMIT WE GOT A ANOTHER ONE

Reblog if you support non-binary people <3

(I'm trying to prove a homophobic person in my class wrong :3)

PART 1 - Sonic Kraken AU

Prologue <- -> ???

I KNOW RIGHT???

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NONE OF THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!!

Okay guys listen

Robotnik

- shows up everywhere with his pet assistant

- regularly invades his personal and intimate space by PUTTING HIS HAND IN HIS MOUTH and letting him push himself to the wall to berate him with their faces just inches apart

- yells at him how much he LOVES his Latte that the assistant makes (with Latte art depicting them both with little hearts)

- makes a stone resemble the face of his assistant when he gets stranded on another planet in order to have someone to talk to and not feel alone

- comes back from said planet and the first thing he does is refer to himself as daddy in front if his assistant and then drink the Latte with the latte art which the assistant looked at longingly before (which, again, has hearts)

- while he’s out to get high on crystals the assistant plays deviantart dressup and picks out new clothes for him

- he comes back to his assistant handcuffed to a chair and he grabs him by the cheek, rubs it and tells him he smells the electricity in his brain. While someone else is in the room.

- creates a giant robot and makes sure his assistant has a place in it too

- worries about him when he gets knocked out

- presumably gets rescued and nursed back to health by his assistant

- they start living in an underwater crab together

- calls his assistant the only person he can trust

- gets a little distracted by his dead grandpa coming back who turns out just used him and wants to kill himself, him and his assistant (and also the rest of the earth (his assistant tried to warn him in a very desperate plea but he didn’t listen)

- regrets his actions, does everything in his power to prevent his assistant dying the earth from exploding, and sacrifices himself to do so

- livestreams a final message to his assistant to the entire fucking world to see, admitting how much he means to him (they both look like they’re crying)

AND PEOPLE STILL DONT SEE HOW THIS IS GAY?????????????

I hate Crocs.

Whelp, it's been a good run! If KOSA gets passed (Fuck you US government), goodbye everyone! I love you all dearly and will never forget yall. Despite never having met in person, some of you were better than my real friends and you all kept me happy when I was at my lowest.

So, this is Eliott, signing off.

(If KOSA doesn't get passed jus pretend i never posted this)

YES!

Some doodles of my kinda human but not Bill version lmao, im not totally conviced yet but i think he looks like a mix of cute and creepy lol