Bitch You Think You’re The Shit? You’re Not Even The Shart.

absolutely electrifying the way spotify started playing gangnam style right as the tesla tried to merge into me in bay area traffic

she tab my com till i let out a wa

she wacom on my tablet till i draw

i triple dog dare you to post this on r/economics

We gotta stop trying to guide our economy based on financial metrics - growth is more likely to harm livelihoods than help them at this point

adblockers are major source of habitat destruction and are threading the of local population of horny local milfs

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also i just found the snooze button for live (u can see it unintentionally turned off in the second screencap) and why tf doesn’t it work?

oh there was an update?

that’s pretty neat. what else?

>:[

just food for thought, you know?

the switched to talking loudly about cell service and internet service providers.

after a merciful pause they resumed talking very patronizingly about religion with each other.

they are the only ones talking on the entire carriage.

currently listening to an irate italian grandma rant to her friends about trip planning while i take the scotrail from inverness to aviemore

mewed so hard i threw up

adderall is the thinking man’s ozempic