Wipe My Ass In Both Directions, Call That Booty Bilingual.

best praise comment i’ve seen so far was “are these the antifa super soldiers i’ve heard so much about”

every song that became popular exlusively from tiktok will be on youtube on a random music account and will be lauded in the comments by people who have apparently never heard music before

trying not to ask the soldiers in uniform in the in-n-out if they play war thunder

aren’t viagra blue pills?

The Matrix is both an ERP system and an ERP system

*chess voice* hamster to microwave interior

currently listening to an irate italian grandma rant to her friends about trip planning while i take the scotrail from inverness to aviemore

*rhetorically* why tf is this wierd app so wierd?

Your blog really runs on the logic of unfunny + head/getting head/life changing head = funny. (I think you should check your maths)

when she sends you hate mail <<333

waking up at 7 am for my hour and a half commute to spiritual enlightenment :(((

man i love me some ted kazinsky deep fake femboy porn

being horny on main leads to horny jail

being romantic on main deserves real life prison