Airport Pro Tip: Store Your IEDs Towards The Top Of Your Luggage So That They Can Easily Accessed During

nothign wrong with me that an orgasm a glass of orange juice another orgasm tweleve hours of sleep another orgasm a fuckload of pasta another orgasm a hot bath anothe roorgasm a bullet to the head another orgasm taking up smoking anpther orgasm a large alcolgic beveerage and aother orgams wont fix

me, shortly before lunging for the officers service weapon: what’s up cracker *slaps ass*

computer. good vibes, man.

computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.

i’m starting to think i won’t get to wittness a trump v desantis debate which is sad, but probably for the better :/

*rhetorically* why tf is this wierd app so wierd?

> why

🤔

I wonder why the average human K/D is

can’t wait for the hand o god to strip me naked and smother me in savory bbq sauce. mmmmmmmm boy i do love getting sauced.

its not "smoke from a wildfire". thats god tryna cook you like a rack o ribs.

anxious pirates be like “arrr u mad at me?”

hannah montana linux is secular temple os

absolutely electrifying the way spotify started playing gangnam style right as the tesla tried to merge into me in bay area traffic