“just Finished A 9 Hour Shift And The 40 Hour Shift Factory”

albuterol is just nox for cyclists

pussy so good it do splash damage

obama on linked in be like “hello….. i am .. former president. barack. … obama. … and i am. …. hashtag. open to work.”

if your class project group is dysfunctional enough the google docs instance counts as a MOBA

one must imagine sisyphus having good work-life balance

reaisting the urge to vague-post about personal grievances rn

i microwaved my spaghetti so much that the textures broke

a notification? for me 🥺🥺🥺?

oh right. that. i forgot about that.

absolutely electrifying the way spotify started playing gangnam style right as the tesla tried to merge into me in bay area traffic

they howl like scared dogs

the hatred in the comments of dash cam videos is unmatched.