2025 Is A Good Number, It’s A Quarter Of The Way Through The 20 Hundreds And It’s Got That Nice Set

actually no the funniest types of pokemon are the ones that are half normal type. like yeah this lion breathes fire but not that much fire yknow .it’s still a lion

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

Hey girl are you a witch because I’d *check notes* b-burn you alive? Hang you? Crush you with stones? Oh god none of this is good pickup line material is it

remembering this previous misspelling of avery's is what prompted this blog, because how the heck do you spell relationship as fucking realstiknshoo

my twenty one.... piloted.......

Consider my veil... Pierced...

back in the harlam renaissance, racist whites used to believe that black people celebrating their culture and traditions was "shoving down their throats" because of how it challenges the racial norms

sounds familiar, doesnt it? 🏳️‍⚧️

Fuck it

Notes game

Limit 3 notes per person

I’ll try my best to follow up on this with results but I may forget

10 notes: touch grass DONE

30 notes: try and care abt my schoolwork IN PROGRESS

50 notes: get more sleep IN PROGRESS

100 notes: come out to my extended family IN PROGRESS

120 notes: find another reason to live (I have 2 rn and desperately need more) DONE

150 notes: engage more with my irl friends DONE

200 notes: get over my fear of clickers (long story) IN PROGRESS

300 notes: stop hating myself IN PROGRESS

SECRET GOAL UNLOCKED!!! 420 NOTES: I’ll eat a weed or whatever ppl do idk I don’t get high (this is a joke for the record) DONE

500 notes: ascend to the heavens and rain hellfire upon my enemies (this is a joke I don’t think we make it this far) DONE

690 notes: Nice DONE

1000 notes: become god

STRETCH GOALS (adding these bc I wanna keep the game goin it’s rly fun for me)

1100 notes: start planing to take over the world of gods

1200 notes: kill the first god and take their power

1300 notes: kill the second god and take their power

1400 notes: kill the third god and take their power

1500 notes: use the power of the slain gods to gain domain over everything and rule as god-queen of the universe

(It would be so funny if I got this far)

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