If I Had A Time Machine And I Wanted To Absolutely Destroy An Ancient Emperor Or King, I Would Take Them

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

True genderfluid culture is always either feeling like Ponyo's dad or Ponyo's mum. Whatever gender you feel like pairing with the vibe is irrelevant.

lorcan has no function outside of being elide's husband anymore

Aelin: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Lorcan: I almost died. 

Aelin: That... was my favorite memory.

i want to crawl on you like. Bugs

i actually find it really fascinating that there seems to be a subset of people who watch television shows and seemingly can't handle an ounce of conflict or narrative tension or flawed people handling difficult situations imperfectly. how do you guys live like this

The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.

world's first marine psychiatrist trying to wrestle a knife out of a suicidal sea sponges hand in serbia

light pollution? no it seems pretty heavy i think :/