Unacceptable. I Suggest To

Unacceptable. I suggest to

- file for divorce.

- get married first if necessary for said divorce.

- enjoy chunky water life with a new chunky water wife.

girlfriend hates my chunky water posts :C

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3 weeks ago

You're the one that consumes my soul (in a hot way)

MOTH GUIDE

MOTH GUIDE

ITS VERY ACCURATE

3 months ago

What if...car girl? O.o

"would you love me if i was a worm?" yes of course

"would you still love me if i was a car guy?" HELL TO THE NAW TO THE FUCK TO THE NO

2 weeks ago
Lesbians Love And Support Our Trans Sisters 💖💖

lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖

3 weeks ago

Hnhhnnggghhbnggffgggffhh đŸ˜”â€đŸ’«

joosiebamboosie - Girl in the cat ears hit me with that ":3"
2 months ago

Nyeheheheheh, true >:3

I know stereotypes are bad, but let’s be honest—every trans girl has a vibe. So tell me, which one are you?

A cute hacker girl fueled exclusively by energy drinks – You type at lightning speed, have a questionable sleep schedule, and may or may not be a digital cryptid. Bonus points if you can do eyeliner so sharp it doubles as a weapon.

A literal cat/dog (kitten/puppy also valid options) – You either radiate smug feline energy or are the human embodiment of "wagging tail, big eyes, head pats please." No in-between.

Target mom – You have opinions on scented candles, will absolutely offer to buy your friends snacks, and could run a household with military efficiency if you weren’t so busy being cute.

Three communist manifestos in a trench coat trying to add others to their cause – You own at least one tattered copy of The Communist Manifesto, believe transition should be free, and could (and would) unionize a girl’s night out.

Teenage witch – You collect shiny rocks, you’ve considered hexing a TERF, and your idea of self-care involves moon water and aggressively manifesting a hotter body.

OH NO A LITERAL GOBLIN! – You hoard shinies, giggle mischievously, and the concept of “pretty girl” and “chaotic gremlin” are one and the same to you.

A vampire with an addiction to fluffy things – Yes, you are the night. But also, you need a soft blanket, thigh-high socks, and a collection of plushies to survive.

A faerie who steals genders and scrambles eggs – You don’t just crack eggs; you turn them into omelets. Gender is yours to redistribute. Watch out, because if you so much as look at someone, they might start questioning things.

A 1950s housewife but horny and super progressive – You bake, you’re adorable, and you’re absolutely calling someone “darling” while making them question their sexuality.

Goth was never just a phase, it’s a lifestyle – Your wardrobe is mostly black, your eyeliner could kill a man, and you’ve perfected the balance between spooky and sapphic.

Goth but discovering the color brown (steampunk) – You have very strong opinions on corsets, pocket watches, and the intersection of sapphic romance and gears.

Cottagecore is my goal in life – You dream of a cozy cottage in the woods where you and your cute wife bake bread, tend to your garden, and forget what capitalism is.

I choose you, random fetish! – You didn’t mean to be this way, but here you are. Your interests are niche, intense, and probably make people blush when you explain them.

So, which one (or ones) are you? Or are you something even gayer?

1 month ago

M-mreow >.<

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i rest my case

2 months ago

Me? Maybe? But also you

Literally The Most Accurate Depiction Of A Trans Girl Relationship (source : LuckOfTheDraw Comics)
Literally The Most Accurate Depiction Of A Trans Girl Relationship (source : LuckOfTheDraw Comics)
Literally The Most Accurate Depiction Of A Trans Girl Relationship (source : LuckOfTheDraw Comics)
Literally The Most Accurate Depiction Of A Trans Girl Relationship (source : LuckOfTheDraw Comics)

Literally the most accurate depiction of a trans girl relationship (source : LuckOfTheDraw Comics)

1 month ago

God I wanna hug this silly bean so bad qwq Maybe even smooch (I'm sorry, Kimmy, I'm too gay)

Wren you did battle with a celebrity and won?!?! How do you have this much power?

You mean @cholerascum?

Lol.

I suppose she is pretty cool. ^>^

(Also, in an actual fight I would loose to like basically anyone. My fading farm girl musicales will not save my uncoordinated ass.)

2 months ago

I wear my collar out sometimes. This is my world, suck it

wish it was acceptable to wear a collar as a normal part of an outfit

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