Unacceptable. I suggest to
- file for divorce.
- get married first if necessary for said divorce.
- enjoy chunky water life with a new chunky water wife.
girlfriend hates my chunky water posts :C
You're the one that consumes my soul (in a hot way)
MOTH GUIDE
ITS VERY ACCURATE
Am age regressing.. Scared. Want a big sis to take care of me..
What if...car girl? O.o
"would you love me if i was a worm?" yes of course
"would you still love me if i was a car guy?" HELL TO THE NAW TO THE FUCK TO THE NO
lesbians love and support our trans sisters đđ
Hnhhnnggghhbnggffgggffhh đ”âđ«
Nyeheheheheh, true >:3
I know stereotypes are bad, but letâs be honestâevery trans girl has a vibe. So tell me, which one are you?
A cute hacker girl fueled exclusively by energy drinks â You type at lightning speed, have a questionable sleep schedule, and may or may not be a digital cryptid. Bonus points if you can do eyeliner so sharp it doubles as a weapon.
A literal cat/dog (kitten/puppy also valid options) â You either radiate smug feline energy or are the human embodiment of "wagging tail, big eyes, head pats please." No in-between.
Target mom â You have opinions on scented candles, will absolutely offer to buy your friends snacks, and could run a household with military efficiency if you werenât so busy being cute.
Three communist manifestos in a trench coat trying to add others to their cause â You own at least one tattered copy of The Communist Manifesto, believe transition should be free, and could (and would) unionize a girlâs night out.
Teenage witch â You collect shiny rocks, youâve considered hexing a TERF, and your idea of self-care involves moon water and aggressively manifesting a hotter body.
OH NO A LITERAL GOBLIN! â You hoard shinies, giggle mischievously, and the concept of âpretty girlâ and âchaotic gremlinâ are one and the same to you.
A vampire with an addiction to fluffy things â Yes, you are the night. But also, you need a soft blanket, thigh-high socks, and a collection of plushies to survive.
A faerie who steals genders and scrambles eggs â You donât just crack eggs; you turn them into omelets. Gender is yours to redistribute. Watch out, because if you so much as look at someone, they might start questioning things.
A 1950s housewife but horny and super progressive â You bake, youâre adorable, and youâre absolutely calling someone âdarlingâ while making them question their sexuality.
Goth was never just a phase, itâs a lifestyle â Your wardrobe is mostly black, your eyeliner could kill a man, and youâve perfected the balance between spooky and sapphic.
Goth but discovering the color brown (steampunk) â You have very strong opinions on corsets, pocket watches, and the intersection of sapphic romance and gears.
Cottagecore is my goal in life â You dream of a cozy cottage in the woods where you and your cute wife bake bread, tend to your garden, and forget what capitalism is.
I choose you, random fetish! â You didnât mean to be this way, but here you are. Your interests are niche, intense, and probably make people blush when you explain them.
So, which one (or ones) are you? Or are you something even gayer?
M-mreow >.<
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i rest my case
Me? Maybe? But also you
Literally the most accurate depiction of a trans girl relationship (source : LuckOfTheDraw Comics)
God I wanna hug this silly bean so bad qwq Maybe even smooch (I'm sorry, Kimmy, I'm too gay)
Wren you did battle with a celebrity and won?!?! How do you have this much power?
You mean @cholerascum?
Lol.
I suppose she is pretty cool. ^>^
(Also, in an actual fight I would loose to like basically anyone. My fading farm girl musicales will not save my uncoordinated ass.)
I wear my collar out sometimes. This is my world, suck it
wish it was acceptable to wear a collar as a normal part of an outfit
She/her | 22 | Silly bean | No sexting! | I post and reblog horny stuff, because I'm just that gay, therefore, for keeping decency, please, minors, look away!
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