Joosiebamboosie - Girl In The Cat Ears Hit Me With That ":3"

:0 Nazareth was a '70s Rock hit! Older than Sabbath also I believe

A cute transfem should come over listen to 70s rock with me we do so on Vinyl or however you prefer and make out and kiss or something

Well, today I chatted with a very very good friend (honestly mkre than a friend) of mine and she made a little joke about something I said being not nice, which I took ultra serious and then fell into a very deep pit of self hatred, crying about how I hurt a person I love. So, a "/s" would have spared me from one of the top 5 worst moments in my life (it was very bad, because I care for her so much and easily spiral down)

honestly i think conversation tags are fine so long as you stick to a handful of well known and actually useful ones??? idk being able to convey sarcasm through text without going overboard is convenient. dont get me wrong i do think that they can be overused and that it necessitates a small standardized dictionary but like... if you know what /s, /j, and /gen mean, you are being adequately communicated to, even if you dont like it.

(i do think /hj is meaningless though)

Weak.

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

Just wanna be cuddled in with nice people who pet me and make me let out cute noises and who I pet and make let out cute noises..

It's a crime that this isn't happenig to me right now

I do be...

Reblog if you're a perverted woman with dubious motives

Kermit for Pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

*bap* nya :3c

reblog to bap prev with your paw

''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

Pickled peppers are the best thing in the world. That, or hot steamy lesbian sex. Or both? Both.

my ultimate fantasy with a girl is to see her in the mirror