I Recently Met Up With The Other Trans Girlies And Ended Up Infodumping About Roman Fishponds. Like,

This is the shit I got to tumblr for. Unhinged transfems telling the funniest shit there is, hell yeah

when i was in the hospital after bottom surgery, they had a catheter in me because can't pee, and that thing burned like reagan in hell, so they tried a couple medications to help, and the second they tried they warned me would turn my pee a bright orange, and i have a a kink for having unethical experiments performed on me, so i eagerly said yes, and it worked! i felt much better, and after a little bit my really hot nurse that i think had flirted with me earlier when taking my vitals (which i was on so many drugs that he probably wasn't, but that didn't stop me from trying to flirt back by saying "i LOVE ice water~" really sexy when he brought me some) drained the catheter bag into a clear jar and held it up and the morning light hit it just right and it lit the room up orange and i said "ooo... the forbidden fanta...." and now every time i drink fanta i think about piss but that's okay because i'm into that

they match....

Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

pictured: ah agh a a waa wh nhh....floof >.<

pictured: girl who cant do makeup

Omg :0 I love fishies!! Love this fish!!!!

“pretty fish.”

- some dykes hopefully.

Excuses, excuses!

How dare there aren't an cute girls cuddling with me in my bed rn, playing with my sensitive body, kissing me, squishing all the right spots..

This is utterly criminal. Transphobic even.

Love 💚

All my mutuals are hot. Reblog to tell your mutuals they are hot.

"American dipper" (Cinclus MEXICANUS). Americans renaming Mexican stuff again, tsts xD

American dipper (Cinclus mexicanus)

I'm sorry, I'm a braindead transbian >_<

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