FIJI MERMAID

💖 Soulmates 💖

Been on that tomodachi life grind 💯 💪 ( @joatthecopa u know what’s up)

They are the only 100% match I’ve ever gotten 💀

I don't think many people realize how much they've been turned into a bunch of casually cynical jerks.

Someone may come to their parents and say "I want to write a book" and their parents will say "it's really hard to get published".

Someone might confide in their sibling and say "I want to sell my art on "x" platform" and that sibling will say "do you know how many people you'd be competing with? Do you know how many shops are even on that platform?"

I know a kid who once told his best friend "I think I wanna start a dnd podcast" and the friend was like "do you know what the word "oversaturation" means?"

Personally, I don't know why any of that matters? And even if it did, perhaps your response should be "Do it! Do it and see where it goes!"

Leaves

They should make crunchy without eat 

FLATWOODS MONSTER

Day 4: Scallop

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The Flatwoods Monster is a cryptid first reported in 1952 in town of Flatwoods, West Virginia. The creature’s likeness has been used in multiple video games such as Fallout 76 and Majora’s Mask.

Night at the Museum would make a perfect tv show, I will die on this hill

night at the museum is a franchise I wouldn’t have gotten sick of. they could have tried shoving 8 sequels and an animated series down my throat and I would have ate that shit up

I’m going to lose it

WHERE IS MY CAR?

THUNDERBIRD

Day 11: Eagle

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The Thunderbird is a cryptid reported to live in Pacific Northwest in North America. The creature is said to create thunder by flapping its wings and lightning by flashing its eyes.

NAUUUUURRRRRRR

Trick or treat

Bet you thought I was gonna give you a Billy, or perhaps a reverse bear trap huh?

WRONG! HACKSAW

Go cut off your leg you silly saw fanatic 💖

MOSSMAN

Day 19: Ponytail

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The Mossman is a cryptid first reported in 1978 in the coastal city of Boca Raton, Florida, near the Everglades. The creature is known to come out while the weather is murky and foggy.