Elinor: You kill people for money?!
Apollo: I can explain!
Elinor: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!
Jayce: Can I be frank with you guys?
Viktor: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Vi: Can I still be Vi?
Caitlyn: Shh, let Frank speak.
When Supergirl was your comfort place and something you looked forward to. Something that helped you escape life’s problems. A show that showed you it was okay to be yourself and that everything will get better. Now it’s over and you are left with only memories.
(P.S. I know the show ended last year but I was just watching edits and realized no new episode is coming out this week.)
Jayce: *kicks the door down looking panicked*
Viktor: What did you do?
Jayce: Nobody died.
Viktor: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Jayce, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Viktor: A glass of water is an inanimate object.Therefore, it’s incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Like you in more ways than one.
Jayce: …
Jayce: Water you doing?
Caitlyn: So, that’s my plan.
Vi: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Caitlyn: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.
Vi: It fucking sucks.
Caitlyn: Thats not constructive criticism.
Viktor, addressing the counsel: And of you have any questions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Jayce: But… that’s just the trash can.
Viktor: It sure is! And if you have a problem with it feel free to drop it in here and I will handle it as soon as possible.
Silco: What did you do with Vander’s body?
Sevika: What didn’t I do to Vander’s body?
Silco: …
Sevika: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
Jayce, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me.
Vi: It’s cause your posture is all wrong and those shoes were made for smaller feet. We just need a bigger size.
Viktor, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK
Caitlyn rubbing her temples and sighing: What have I done to deserve this? Please tell me.
…
Caitlyn: GET OUT OF MY CLOSET. ALL OF YOU! NOW!
Jinx: People are always asking me if I am more of a morning person or a night person.
Jinx: And I’m just like, buddy! I’m barely even a person
Vi: You’re giving me a sticker?
Caitlyn: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”
Vi: I’m not a preschooler.
Caitlyn: Fine, I’ll take it back-
Vi: I earned this, back off!