Jesterwithpaws

update boyfrien d pet me yesterday #win

google how do i get my boyfriend to call me a dog . hwo do i get my boyfrienf to pet me. How to puppydog

i have a habit of petting my boyfriend and scratching the underneath of his chin like hes a cat; is this me spreading alterhuman propaganda? /silly

All I know is, one day I was pretending to be a wolf at the age of six. It's not pretending anymore-

"you're so friendly" "you're easy to talk to"

I'm literally vampire luring you. You're getting blood sucked in twelve minutes

🎭

i wish shapeshifting was real

adults when I was young: be yourself! It’s good to be different! Individuality is amazing! Be special! me: okay bet [queer trans neurodivergent dogboy]

Adults now:

Wtf is wrong with you