Leave Mah Boy Black Sapphire Alone😭🙏 He Can Be "Purple Selever" But Never "Purple Alastor"

Braces🥰

"Little lamb"

YOOO i'm alive lol. i have lots of troubles irl rn so I'm not really active nowadays. anyways I'm eager to draw the goat next

HELP

"May I pray with you?"

"Sure."

"I need God carnally..."

"What."

I was drawing so fast that my hand was already withered

(And no, I didn't jerk off)(probably)

✨🍮🃏 It's them!!!✨

"Does self-sacrificing tendencies run in this dilly dang jamline?! What is wrong with y'all!?" Shadow Milk shouts in concern as he floats around Custard the III checking for severe injuries.

"Unfortunately it would seem that it does, My dear subject! Hehehe.. augh.." Custard the III laughed exhaustedly before groaning in pain. He was trying to lighten the mood but clearly failing.

"Tut, tut, tut! Just because you've earned your souljam, my boy, doesn't mean you're inviiiincible from harm!" Shadow Milk shook his head dramatically and exasperatedly, acting much like a disappointed parent.

"How reckless! Fooolish even! I taught you better! Better I tell you!" Shadow Milk added with a sigh, putting a hand over his head albeit too dramatically.

"A king protects his people from harm!" Custard the III interjected in a whine while healing himself. "It's my duty as king! To protect and heal my loyal subjects!"

"A king you may be, but that doesn't mean you should jump in the middle of danger, Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!" Shadow Milk scolded, wagging a finger at Custard the III like he's scolding a five year old.

"I'm an adult now, Shadow Milk! Don't talk to me as if I'm still twelve!" Custard the III groaned childishly.

"Welll, kiddo! You'll always be that little brat in my eyes." Shadow Milk snorted, chuckling.

"Whatever, grandpa!" Custard the III retorted with a snort, rolling his eyes.

"Hey now you brat, I'm still in my prime!" Shadow Milk chortled.

Yep, this is grown up Custard Cookie the III au.

Sorry if my writing is cringe and OOC

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silly

Another fur ball of chaos

Here's a proper ref of my goat Jakub >:) still so grateful that the goat was added as a playable option its like he was made for me.

He's a scoundrel and acts before thinking 95% of the time. Let him come over to your side to do normal things like drive you up the wall in knucklebones by eating all ur die and running around your cult kissing your spouses.

His playlist <<

I actually ate fried frogs before and lemme tell you, they taste wonderful kinda like fried chicken 🍗

Number one taste tester

KALAMARI------

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maybe they shouldve let him have the crown

When they (try to) redeem you by giving you emotional support children (or be its emotional support)...

An au randomly popped on my head, where the beasts are put on literal babysitting duty to 3 reckless children.

"They are supervised not to worry, not like the head healer of the our cookie kingdom (Angel Cookie) their voluntarily guardian is gonna take their sight off em (Angels are known to be omniscient in some way)"

Watch this beast get slowly attached and seemingly have self conflict if they redeem themselves or attempt to jump the witches, who knows?

I shall tag it as #beastsitting au