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Your next favourite might involve some foul play.

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Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

You can tell how hungry for blood the tumblr userbase is this year by looking at how early in the month the Ides of March posts are being made

Mean Girls (2004) // Conclave (2024)

In case anyone wanted to know what my fan casting is (merging Sesame Street and the muppets cause I can)

Bert and Ernie — Jon and Martin

Any Jonah body —Kermit, Jonah makes his new bodies look as close to his original as he can in my mind

Peter Lukas — Sam eagle but British

Tim — gonzo, he has the range and the shirts, I also accept fozzie

The one human character — since our protagonist and villain are both puppets the third option is the most normal character and that to me is Georgie

Big bird is a vast avatar

The muppet archives

“God, Please…” but what if Eyes was there the entire time?💙

Eyes is Kim’s ex RCM partner, wanna know more about him? Check out our fanfiction “Eyes’ cold as snow” on AO3 by ShinnieKam @kamkam_shinnie !! https://archiveofourown.org/works/60810658

Conversation I had with someone the other day lmao

listen. She’s an icon, she’s a women in stem, she has neurotoxin, what’s not to love

tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog