Am Scared

Autumn 🍂 is here !!

Spent some time in Singapore recently and these were some highlights!!

*watching my idiot prince regent on the dance floor* yes, my liege. throw it back most indubitably, sire

Chiron and Mr D: now that you've trained at camp for one (1) week it's time for you to embark on a quest to retrieve Zeus' lightning bolt and stop all out war from breaking out amongst the Gods.

Percy: are you aware that i am twelve years old

Chiron and Mr D: this is your dad's will

Percy: is he aware that i am twelve years old

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

percy shouting at dionysus that he is not poseidon's but sally jackson's son is something i never knew i needed. and he just goes on to prove it by praying to his mother instead of his father, which is just *chef's kiss*

Percy @ Annabeth: I picked you because I’m not sure we’d ever be friends

Book readers:

Bruce before a gala: Alright, rules for tonight. No arson, no one gets married. No pulling the fire alarm. No punching people, faking a medical issue to get out of it, or doing the Gangnam Style dance. No ER trips, no graffiti, and no spiking the punch. No killing anyone, setting anything on fire, or playing Jenga with the furniture. No putting dish soap in the indoor fountain. And NO confetti poppers.

Jason:….. it’s like you just handed us a bingo card of things to do, B.

Tim: I hadn’t even considered the medical thing.

Damian: *silently hides the dish soap behind his back*

Dick: Ah, my entire childhood right there.

Bruce: That reminds me. Also no swinging on the chandeliers.

Stephanie: Well Dick ruined all our fun before we even got here didn’t he. Rude.

Dick: I’m a good example.

Bruce: You are a very not good example. Let’s go.

Alfred: Ah, they grow up so fast. *hands Damian more soap as he walks past*

Duke: I’m scared of all of you and also confused how so many of you made it to adulthood.

Bruce: I can’t figure it out either. The closest I can figure is sheer dumb luck and Alfred.

whilst studying Hamlet for school you could tell who were studying psychology and/or had a Greek mythology phase and who hadnt by the groans when the teacher brought up the slide tired 'Oedipus complex'