Wtf

WISH YOU WERE GAY YYYYAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS

Track list for Billie Eilish’s debut album:

WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP WHERE DO WE GO?

but i still don’t think 0.01 is that bad. like come on at leAST give him a gif for the love of bicycle riding god !

Reasons Why I Love The Umbrella Academy:

Have you heard the soundtrack? It’s amazing. Fantastic. No soundtrack could be better.

Vanya’s dancing? I’m gay as hell

Klaus? The embodiment of crackhead culture. Both literally and figuratively.

Klaus and Dave are so fucking cute and as painful as Dave’s death was, I’m so glad Klaus met him

Five and Delores are also so good. Who knew a mannequin could evoke so much emotion from me.

Speaking of Five, he is the embodiment of literally everything I prevent myself from saying to keep myself from seeming like a bitch

Diego? The mama’s boi who loves knives? He’s an ass, but also so lovable

Klaus’ acting is on point

Ben and Klaus’ relationship is the thing that keeps me alive. The thing that’s keeping my heart beating.

Ben is just so good. The least problematic character. Precious. Wholesome. Perfect.

Reasons Why I Hate The Umbrella Academy:

Luther’s ugly ass bitch ass that doesn’t know how to treat people with respect. I would fight him if I ever came across him. Fucking monkey looking ass. He doesn’t even deserve a gif.

i hate this website

If a cannibal is attacking you, lie down on the floor for five seconds and they can’t eat you because of the five second rule for food

this is so cute i want to cry.

also if scenes like this arent in the next season i WILL SUE !!!!!

Where are all the headcanons about Allison dressing Klaus in her clothes?

Finding him in her closet, trying on her dresses when they were eight. And at first Klaus worries she’ll be mad because she only ever allowed Luther and mom in there. Instead, Allison just laughed and picked out one in a brighter color.

Allison helping Klaus apply eyeliner for the first time without poking himself in the eye.

Allison going shopping with him to find the right shades for his skin tone.

Allison and Klaus painting each other’s nails after a hard day.

pre sliced apples are better than just the whole apple

this makes me so happy you don’t even know 😊😊😊🥰

Five’s care for Dolores is so deep. While rewatching the episodes I noticed that during the apocalypse he did everything to make her feel better:

he protects her with an umbrella

he puts her a hat on when it’s snowing

and sunglasses too!

fun story ahahah

so i was in the car with my mom and my sister and we got coffee. so i was trying to be funny and make a joke when i said, “i like my men how i like my coffee: chocolate with whipped cream!”  so of course my mom and my sister just looked at me like i was some pervert or something so i made the mistake of saying “haha just kidding! i dont like men!” so then that just made things even more awkward.

so long story short, i havent seen my family for about three days now...

no one will ever know ...

the goodest of boys